Hey, it's not my fault I'm not as mutated as you!

Maybe, but I think the real reason they rejected you was the overwhelming way you made them feel depressed from looking at you.

Hey, it's not my fault you made me wear that mask of you during the audition!

Arc Orion is so dumb he got hit by a parked car.

Yoctobot couldn't charm his way out of a burlap sack.

Archive_Sensei couldn't teach a collection of documents to read!

Oranma wouldn't know a document from a pile of feces!

Archive_Sensei would, because she eats feces!

Yoctobot is surlier than Deacon! (oooh burn)

OHHH that hurt...

Archive_Sensei's smells like a bloated corpse that just ate beans and has been in 130 degree weather for 8 days.

(You know I didn't mean it. and...groooossss!)

Yoctobot has worse taste in food than the vultures that eat that corpse!

(Yeah I know )

Archive_Sensei's is skinner that a corn stalk.

yoctobot is as lame as a text (cell) break up message.

Archive_Sensei wouldn't know smart if it beat her senseless.

yoctobot, you are a curmudgeon. Your presence alone is enough to make the happiest child suddenly fall into a torrent of weeping squalls. Your smell is not unlike polecat's anal excretions. Your appearance has been compared to that of a deformed rhinoceros - the rhinoceros was deemed more pleasant. In every possible aspect of your person, you are as inhuman as the lowest pond scum. You are not worth the thought necessary to deplore, sir!