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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby jimkatai on Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:43 am

Granted. Sadly, though, this fun was created by the Syphilis that is currently plunging you into inescapable MADNESS!!!!!!

I wish I had the hand coordination skills to be acceptable at basketball and that my height would increase marginally
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby Remolay on Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:41 pm

granted, but that scene from the newer Bedazzled happens word for word.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby mikejcpt on Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:56 am

Granted. She's your little sister.

I wish they would stop using hammer drills and jackhammers near my office.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby jimkatai on Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:50 am

Granted. Now, they're using them near your home... at night... all... the... time... :twisted:

I wish I knew whether or not Remolay got my Skee-Lo reference, because I did not get his Bedazzled reference.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby mikejcpt on Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:12 am

Granted. But that is all you know.

I wish you all a good night.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby adciv on Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:28 pm

Granted. It never ends and is dark all the time. The Vampires rise up and take control of half the world.

I wish I knew what to get my parents for Christmas.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby jimkatai on Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:48 am

Granted. You find that the only thing they want is a new sex swing, cause the last one has some gnarly-looking stains that just won't come out.

I wish my speeding ticket was actually a ticket to somewhere, being that I obviously seemed to like to travel. That and it was free.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby dburn13579 on Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:05 pm

Granted, You won an all expenses paid trip to Carrot Top's house.

I wish I could be more musically inspired.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby mikejcpt on Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:04 pm

Granted. You now know how to play the acordion.

I wish I could take a nap right now without getting fired.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby Remolay on Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:30 pm

Granted, you instead get set on fire as you were the only one who didn't know that the building caught fire.


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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby mikejcpt on Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:27 am

付与される。今、あなたは理解してすべての日本人です。残念あなたはどのように自分の世話をするのを忘れた。

Byddwn yn hoffi gallu darllen hwn.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby Remolay on Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:00 pm

Roddwyd, ond erbyn hyn mae'r Gymraeg yn unig iaith gallwch ddarllen.


I wish we would stop using google translate for wishes and answers.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby collegestudent22 on Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:38 am

Χορηγημένοι, αλλά τώρα πρέπει να χρησιμοποιήσετε babelfish.

I wish my grades were a bit better.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby mikejcpt on Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:58 pm

Granted. You got caught cheating and were expelled.

I wish I was independently wealthy through strictly legal and ethical means.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Postby Remolay on Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:17 am

Granted, but you lose it all gambling.

I wish I was a Kamen Rider.
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