Meh, if that's sad, what the heck is returning here every now and again?
I feel like that old guy who returns to his childhood playground just to sit in the corner wanking to mental images of himself as a kid.

Auto-paedophilia, eh?
Jolly good.

It's the goal I'm aiming for!

Every hole's a goal.

Oink oink.

Love the whole breaking a brand new one -feeling.

Mm, drool.