Innuendo Outuendo

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Innuendo Outuendo

by renka on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:42 pm

This is (obviously) a game of innuendos. The first person either gives a situation or a quote. If given a situation, the next poster has to come up with a pick up line for that situation, and then give a new situation or a quote. If given a quote, the next poster can change/add up to four words to make it an innuendo, followed by a situation or quote. Make any sense?
Good.

I'll start.
Situation: During a nuclear winter.

Since when do we let the truth get in the way of a good story?

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by bagheadinc on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:45 pm

So...it seems like you and I are the last people on earth...how about we repopulate the species

Situation: At a football game

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by renka on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:48 pm

You know, it's pretty dark and secluded under the stands.

Situation: In the grocery store.

Since when do we let the truth get in the way of a good story?

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by Tigger on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:48 pm

Those are some nice melons you've got there...

situation: at a computer store

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bagheadinc";p="724695 wrote:That's because your head is empty and has excellent acoustics.

Deacon wrote:Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

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by bagheadinc on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:51 pm

How's about you upgrade my floppy disk to a harddrive

situation: antartica

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by renka on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:54 pm

It's so cold... Let's go heat things up.

Situation: Lost in the ocean.

Since when do we let the truth get in the way of a good story?

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by yoctobot on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:54 pm

Is the ice hard as a rock or is it just me?

Situation: at grandma's house

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by bagheadinc on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:56 pm

Hey baby...I'm hungry like the wolf

Quote: A penny saved is a penny earned.

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by Tirar_the_fearless on Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:00 pm

Hey cousin Ed, why don't you and I go into the kitchen and bake some cookies.

Situation: A comic covention

I see your pants arn't on fire this time....good job!

What's all this buisness about you wanting me to be sane? Is it really that important to your happness in life?

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by Tigger on Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:07 pm

Hey baby, would you like to see my funny bone?

situation: a dentists office

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bagheadinc";p="724695 wrote:That's because your head is empty and has excellent acoustics.

Deacon wrote:Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

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by renka on Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:09 pm

How about we go check each other's cavities?

situation: At a fancy restaurant.

Since when do we let the truth get in the way of a good story?

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by Tirar_the_fearless on Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:09 pm

Would you like to drill me?

Situation: Post office

I see your pants arn't on fire this time....good job!

What's all this buisness about you wanting me to be sane? Is it really that important to your happness in life?

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by yoctobot on Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:10 pm

Hey baby why dont you let me give you an oral exam?

Situation: bathroom

Posted Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:12 am:

DAMN IT ninja'd again.

Hey baby why dont you lick my stamp.

Situation: bathroom

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by Tirar_the_fearless on Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:12 pm

Can I have you?

Situation: Post offiice

I see your pants arn't on fire this time....good job!

What's all this buisness about you wanting me to be sane? Is it really that important to your happness in life?

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by yoctobot on Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:21 pm

Can I stick my envelope in your slot?

Situation: bathroom

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