Aw, c'mon, guys! No fair flooding the game with four pages of posts over the weekend! I missed my chance to do a palindrome macro for 1331! I miss out on all the fun!

*promptly gets wet-willied, noogied, indian-burned, swirlied, and wedgied, then loses his lunch money to all the cool kids*

Here's the deal:

This thread is counting up to one thousand three hundred thirty seven in BASE 10.
Any other bases must follow the decimal expression, not replace it.
Each post must include either an alternate mathematical expression or relevant trivial factoid.
Exception: Any palindromically-numbered posts must include a palindrome in the post. Extra "groovy" factor for those who include an image related to the palindrome.
Each participant may post a maximum of three times per day. For maximum participation, once you have posted, let three other people post before you post again.
If anyone (else) includes a link to TV Tropes, they must include an image of a lampshade, with the specific image left to the poster's discretion.



Now play nice, and remember the rules! First reply is the absolute value of i²

1 = cos(0)

2- What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east and juliet is the sun.

that's all I remember

3 = FLOOR(pi())

4 - heads up on the links!

5 - The number of sides on The Pentagon

6 - Digit that appears 3 times in a row in my office phone number. I have the 89th extension of the devil.

1337


What?

8 - Say, where is 1000^-8bot?

9 - I haven't seen him around for a while.

10- 2(5). And I already decided to break the rules out of impatience. I'd better see a good palindrome on the next post, or I'm going to get even more whiny!

11 - Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna hog.

not a good one, but it is one

12. I ADMIT IT! I convinced Archive_Sensei to come back specifically to ensure that nobody else won the 1337 game. I'd do it again in a heartbeat!

13 - Get the traitor!

14 - Get the Girl!