I hand you a rubber banana. And you pass it to the next person along with a reason for doing so. Then the next person has to accept, but then give a reason why they don't need it. And pass it on to the next person.


Example:

*Hands you a rubber Banana*
Here, thought your dog might want this

*takes the banana*
Thanks, but i don't have a dog

*hands you a rubber banana*
Here, for your rubber fruit collection


So yeah, to start it off:


*Hands somebody a banana*
Here, this will help remind you of your hunger when you're starving in the middle of a desert.

*takes banana*
I cant eat bananas, too much yellow #5 for my blood

*Hands off a rubber banana*
Thought you might need a good rubber.

*takes banana*
This doesn't FDA approved.


*Hands off a rubber banana*
You look like someone who might have a use for this.

*takes banana*
I'll kill you for that! Hey wait a minute! This banana is armed with a bomb!

*hands off a rubber banana*
I think it would be funny to see your hand blow off while holding a phallus shaped object.

*takes rubber phallus----BANANA*
or is it a bomb?

*hands off a rubber bombana*
fofana

*takes rubber bombana*
Yup its a bomb, and it also has thermo-nuclear capabilities.

*hands off a rubber nukenana*
Here, it looks like you need to have your genes wiped from the gene pool.

* takes a rubber nukenana*
Thanks but I don't wear jeans I am a khaki sort of guy.

*hands someone a rubber jeanana*
I think you will look good in a pair of these.

*takes the rubber jeanana*
How come the guy who lights the fuse always ends up with the bom? The hell with clichés! I'm giving this away!

*hands someone the banana*
Here, I think you should take one in the name of originality.

*takes the banana*
Hmm....this seems to be missing something.
*ties another banana to the first with some rope*

*hands off the Nana-Chucks*
Here you look like you could put these to good use.

*takes the banana-chucks*
Argh! It always comes back to me! I don't even have a clue how to use them!

*passes on the banana-chucks*
Here, you look like you know what you're doing.

*studies the banana-chucks, sticks one end in mouth. Scratches head*
wha...?

*hands you the banana-chucks*
here, you look like you'll eat about anything.

*takes the banana*
Thank, I guess... But I don't eat rubber fruits

*hands you the banana*
Here ya go, to go with your rubber thanksgiving meal.

*takes the banana*

Thanks...but uh...I'm Canadian.

*hands you the banana*

Maybe you can actually have something to be thankful for.

*takes the banana*
I thik i do....
*throws banana into mad angry pit of MTV fans in NYC*
that a angry pit of MTV fans are now stuck with the banana
*banana is thrown back and bounces off self's head to next poster*
OW!

*catches banana*
Cool. Banana. But my religion forbids bananas.

*hands banana to next poster*
This may help fight off those evil chipmunks.