Aw, hell: if anyone needs me, I'll be in the club sipping a martini.
"You're mean, you're evil! you make other people cry! um, and... I mean that in the nicest way possible." - K. Sandra, "Boy Meets Boy".
"If you can't laugh at yourself, then everyone else will!" - 'Captain Howdy'.
"You let turned him into a *girl*? What's *wrong* with you?" - Dan Shive, "El Goonish Shive".
In the fall of 1972 President Nixon announced that the rate of increase of inflation was decreasing. This was the first time that a sitting president used the third derivative to advance his case for reelection. - Hugo Rossi, Mathmetician.
Doesn't each post take up server space and the like? So isn't one of these threads enough? ( lemme disrupt causality by saying I already am betting on at least one post making a sarcastic comment about my first statement. Oh well. )
"He who lives by the sword dies by my arrow."
"In your histories, there are continual justifications for all manner of hellish actions. Claims of nobility and heritage and honor to cover up every bit of genocide, assassination, and massacre. At least the Horde is honest in their naked lust for power."