This is mean spirited but could be alittle funny for those who dont know what the hell im talking about
K so im playing StarCraft again(as i said i play rp on it). I got caught in the wrong group though. Not only were there guys who were insane there were a few guys that just took nerd/geek to a whole new lvl. First thing you should know about my game prefrence its open RP not Turnbased or anything like that, Which means i can do what ever i want despense the consequences(Though i do keep it all fair unless its the ending
) So heres the jist.
Purple(Me) - prison holding worlds most notorious outlaws of the kingdom(yeh its fantasy
again me scifi geek) my main is a prisoner who killed an entire group of knights in a short amount of time.
Green - goblins
White(host) - some werewolf. 1/4 human so it had a human form.
Red - castle/dragons. die hard DnD guy from how i take it. He was the original one that said we should play turnbased, which in starcraft is stupid seeing how its and RTS(this is so we can have huge fights with no limits).
Blue - for some reason while waiting for the game to start we all mention something about gay people and he decides he will be a gay bike gang(This got him booted from game but we all said it was because he upgraded) * those who dont know upgrading enhances characters stats. when one person does it the game is unbalanced.
Tan - like me except he got booted for something trivail
So blues doing his stupid stuff and ups his characters two spots, and gets booted, for me i would just say ok and let it rest there but then there was other stuff going down. Tan creates 5 really powerful beasts something like "Beast of Lore (L)" L stands for legendary class. White gets pissed at this, not even giving him a chance, and boots his ass out. Then we start to finish our bases. White and I do BRB (u know) and race to see who gets back first, i win. Then white mentions how he left his lawn mower on in his backyard. Then i remember that when i mowed this afternoon that i left the mower out. Green had too so we raced to see who could put it away faster. He won.
SO on to the actual game. Green creates evil lair, White creates a prison for himself that is made to be destroyed so his main can be freed from jail. This is exactly the same idea i had thought he stole it but I dont have authority here, if i said something i would have been banned from the game. White runs to red and helps defend against green. At this time i have been waiting about 45 minutes for someone to rescue my character.
Green attacks Red once every three days, a day = 1min. I am still up there so i create a ghost character to tell these assholes to save me so i can do some shit. Green helps me pass the time by sending a single goblin up there for me to play with(ie hunt and kill
) So red tells me i should do an intro for my character, which i do quickly because i have to get sleep for exams. While im doing this their fighting each other in Turnbased attacks, which involves White bringing out a giant scarab tank as a magic attack. Killing about 10 goblins.
I still have a ghost character floating around watching the fight and then i pester red to release me. He says that i didnt even intro my self so why should he release me. I got so fning pissed that I told him I did mine alrdy. He says it wasnt at a good time. WTF he was the one who told me to do a bloody intro in the first place I would have been satisfied if they had just went in to the prison and asked the guards if they could talk to my main but no one thinks that do they, its all guns blazing and such.
Moral of the story. Dont do Fantasy RPs in Starcraft not only is it stupid to play a fantasy in a scifi based game. But in fantasy games if your too far away from the action people forget about you. In scifi on the other hand you have space ships that fly around.
Sub moral. Dont do drugs.
Icarus has found you.
You can not hide.