Remolay wrote:I have not yet done any roleplaying, I wish I have but I haven't. That doesn't stop me from having a funny thing to say.
During the summer I created an AD&D 2nd Edition character. Elvin Ranger. I noticed in the handbook it said that rangers had a species enemy. I chose rabbit. The DM who was supposed to do it approved of it, and said they would probably have to add a few bunnies in there for the heck of it.
I still really want to play that character
In a Red Dwarf Campaign:
A friend of mine decided that his life goal would be to steal my character's spleen. He finally did when we went to an alt. universe where my entire team killed my alt. self. Another friend wanted to hack a talkie toaster. So I decided my Ignuana character believed that Talkie Toasters were gods. For those that dont know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM
I made a critical success on creating phony Security Cards(20 on creation) to get into a government building for Three of us. None of us had a high enough charisma to bluff our way in so my friend with a 10 in it decided to tell the cards that we all were new recruits(he had the highest charisma mind you) He critically failed, He alerted 12 guards in total as well as a secretary who triggered the alarm alerting everyone in the building and the entire government. The building was 3 stories tall, our target is a file on someones desk on the top floor and since were on security cameras and have triggered the alarm a battalion of men are outside.
What my friend decides to do after that is to throw a flash bang without warning us. My Other friend and I roll 20s to successfully avoid being dazed(seriously we both rolled 20's) the one who throwed it rolled a failure and ended up collapsed on the floor completely blind.
After defeating those guys my other friend moved behind the secretary for cover while my Failure Friend threw another flash bang. I get taken out and so does the failure. My other friend trys to shoot around the Secretary, he fails and the secretaries head blows up.
We realized that the soldiers were unable to penetrate our armor(mainly because the GM was using my 2 D4 up against +6 to Bullet armor). We decided to run for the intel cause they couldn't possibly hit us. My failure friend ran to the car to get his other weapon(he accidently only brought one of his weapons that was a failure pistol) while me and my other friend were surprised by our employers who were using us as a distraction to get the info themselves.
Icarus has found you.
You can not hide.