Here be the preview for the amazingly kind folks at the Real Life Forum's viewing pleasure: http://www.dailymotion.com/user/Bullcra ... -video_fun

You seriously befuddle me, sir.

That is because he is god-like, Greg. You said so yourself.

God. Like.

Would it be okay if I used your "God-like" quote when promoting this?

It's not MY quote! It's YOUR FUCKING QUOTE!! I swear to god if you quote me on that I will ban your ass so hard you won't be able to sit for a month.

Seriously dude, while I appreciate your presence just based on the fact that I love to have someone come around with such a tenuous grip on reality that I can point at, laugh, and reassure myself "I'm not as stupid as THAT guy"... it's getting a little old.

Nobody here likes your shitty movies, or in this case, your even shittier trailers. Nobody here thinks you have any talent. Every SINGLE TIME you come here, you get what amounts to being booed off the stage... yet you KEEP COMING BACK. I don't know how ANY of us can be more clear! For the love of GOD, please stop coming back!

And just because I apparently feel the need to give HONEST criticism that I hope will make it through your thick, simian skull... here goes. NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE MARKETED AS A GAME-CHANGING EPIC. Sometimes it's okay to just make a funny movie and market it as such. Don't go around acting like you're the king of the world, because honestly, it factors into how I perceive your movies. Your ego and your talent are wildly disproportionate.

I'm not telling you to stop making movies. I'm telling you to stop coming HERE to promote them. Because the next time you come in here after X months of not being an active participant in the community and try to push another one of your crappy-ass trailers on us, I'm going to ban you. I think that's fair warning.

Do it.

That too much responsibility for you, Greg. The Gregtron 4000 should be activated!

Okay now this may come off as a dumb question but would it be ridiculous to quote myself if I'm the one who said I was God-like? Is that too egostical?

And also... do I really annoy you guys or are you just trying to "break me in" cuz I'm the new guy? My wrestling team did that back in highschool. They called me Mad Dog and were constantly hazing me but in the end it was just to make me one of them. I think that's what you guys are doing to me. I can take it! Bring it on!

Seriously though, thanks for checking it out and please share it with your friends!

HOLY GOD. It's like your brain has some kind of protective shield around it that prevents SMART from penetrating it!!

No. We're not hazing. I don't know how I can POSSIBLY be more clear about this. I'm....just so at a loss for freaking words. It's unfathomable that you think we're trying to break you in. Seriously unfathomable.

And asking if you can quote YOURSELF?! Are you fucking KIDDING me?!

Hey guys! I just shit in this old shoe, you should check it out! It's like the coolest thing ever and if you don't think so then you're an idiot. But really you should check it out be cause it's so fucking awesome. Please like me!

Wow. This really is sort of mean if you guys weren't just joking with me but to be completely honest, I'm not quite sold on the idea that this isn't just all some sort of new guy "ruse". However, Baghead seems pretty genuinely annoyed by my presence. Baghead, I don't mean any harm or disrespect. You don't have to put "somebody please like me" and stuff like that because I already do. Can you please watch the video and tell me what you think?

bagheadinc wrote:Hey guys! I just shit in this old shoe, you should check it out! It's like the coolest thing ever and if you don't think so then you're an idiot. But really you should check it out be cause it's so fucking awesome. Please like me!

Holy shit, man... and i MEAN that, 'cause really, you're GOD-LIKE in your ability to poop in that shoe. I mean, wow. I'm honestly flabbergasted. That's just an epic turd right there, man.

Wow.

You worship Uwe Boll, don't you?

I LIKE Uwe Bowl's work but I'm not amazed by it. I prefer Paul W. Anderson.

larryfilmmaker wrote:I LIKE Uwe Bowl's work....

Anything else you could have possibly said after this statement is white noise.