It's not MY quote! It's YOUR FUCKING QUOTE!! I swear to god if you quote me
on that I will ban your ass so hard you won't be able to sit for a month.
Seriously dude, while I appreciate your presence just based on the fact that I love to have someone come around with such a tenuous grip on reality that I can point at, laugh, and reassure myself "I'm not as stupid as THAT guy"... it's getting a little old.
Nobody here likes your shitty movies, or in this case, your even shittier trailers. Nobody here thinks you have any talent. Every SINGLE TIME you come here, you get what amounts to being booed off the stage... yet you KEEP COMING BACK. I don't know how ANY of us can be more clear! For the love of GOD, please stop coming back!
And just because I apparently feel the need to give HONEST criticism that I hope will make it through your thick, simian skull... here goes. NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE MARKETED AS A GAME-CHANGING EPIC. Sometimes it's okay to just make a funny movie and market it as such. Don't go around acting like you're the king of the world, because honestly, it factors into how I perceive your movies. Your ego and your talent are wildly disproportionate.
I'm not telling you to stop making movies. I'm telling you to stop coming HERE to promote them. Because the next time you come in here after X months of not being an active participant in the community and try to push another one of your crappy-ass trailers on us, I'm going to ban you. I think that's fair warning.