Things you've heard, things you've read, things you yourself have said. If it's good, lets see it. Preferably with credits.

When you are too old to notice a pretty girl, it's time to die.
Alois Janssens, Lived to be 105.

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

"I have the body of a god: Buddha"

According to Bhuddist art Buddha had a pretty good body.

And he was kind of hot.

"I and your family women. Sexual intercourse." - Some guy I was blowing up in Eve-Online.

Best insult I've heard on 4chan:


Thanks. I'm sorry to see that you've somehow managed to survive yet another night without drowning in your own saliva or succumbing to the fatal sleep apnea that so plagues the morbidly obese.



Quote I read on a friend's forum:


But did Kojima confirm that Dumbledore was dead? - "psycho mantis"
If Kojima didn't confirm it, then it's bullshit. - "Imguam"

"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage

"Life is a great tragedy to those who feel, and a great comedy to those who think"
-Horace Walpole

I think maybe it's the former to both...

"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
-Frank Zappa

I always found this quote from Heinlein amusing:

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.


HTRN

Credit to NASCAR for trying to distance itself from its redneck roots. Outside the track last week, I saw one heavily tattooed fan on top of a Winnebago waving a confederate flag, swigging a can of Busch, and urinating over the side--all at the same time.

I called out, but I don't think she heard me.

Miami Herald sports columnist Greg Cote, as seen in the April 2007 edition of Car & Driver.

"I bet you get great bandwidth." Bill Gates, Pirates of Silicon Valley... while trying to pick up a chick at a roller skating rink.

"We are not men disguised as mere dogs. We are wolves, disguised as men." Jin-Roh. (the movie, not the forumite. )

I'd hate to have to kill you.

Well that's good, I'd hate to have to die.

sunshine";p="721421 wrote:I'd hate to have to kill you.

Well that's good, I'd hate to have to die.

On that note:

Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead.

from Silverado.

sunshine";p="721421 wrote:I'd hate to have to kill you.

Well that's good, I'd hate to have to die.

Being the uncultured swine that I am, I don't know if that was from something else, or was indeed supposed to be the one from The Princess Bride. But I'll quote it anyways, since I was reminded.

Inigo - You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

Man in Black - You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

Great scene in that movie.

Another random quote I liked was from someone's sig image, on these forums I think:

"I go to school to gain knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. I go to school to become corrupt."

I'm just waiting for an opportunity to use that line before I graduate this May.

I heard a pretty good one the other day while watching the second season of 24 on DVD (I had never seen any 24, and now i'm plowing through it hardcore)

Nina: Jack, the minute Syed Ali sees me, he's going to shoot me, then turn the gun on himself.

Jack: Don't worry. We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself.