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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby collegestudent22 on Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:40 am

Deacon wrote:Who claims that? Clearly pure capitalism is in itself its own set of governing laws.


I have had many people tell me that capitalism requires a government to enforce law and order, because any market system to providing rules would have competition (and thus different rules depending on which "law provider" people subscribed to). Which would, of course, mean that international trade was impossible because there are different rules and such. Or equally absurd, IMO, that differing market law providers wouldn't be able to sort out their differences peacefully if necessary (but somehow, England and France have no problem with this...)

I think what people might say is that government is necessary to keep capitalism from becoming an uncontrollable wild beast when it finally realizes its own power.


Oh, some people say this too. It's also wrong, but for different reasons. (That's a rather long lecture at an hour and a half or so - I understand if you don't care to watch/listen to it.)
Frédéric Bastiat wrote:And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works.


Count Axel Oxenstierna wrote:Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby ampersand on Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:49 pm

David Morgan-Mar wrote:In science, opinions count for nothing.

From David's latest essay in Irregular Webcomic!. I just wish this was true in every other endeavor.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby collegestudent22 on Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:23 am

I just wish this was true in every other endeavor.


It's not even totally true in science, unfortunately. Take global warming "science" for example. I'm still waiting for there to be "standards of observation, experiment, peer review, and independent verification" involved there.

I never understood why the Apple family did not just raise the price of their cider. There was obviously a shortage, and the cider was in such high demand that the entire population of Ponyville camped in line for the whole night before cider season commenced just to ensure their transaction. Due to the finite income of each pony and the law of diminishing marginal returns, raising the price of cider would have prevented ponies like the master troll Pinkie Pie from purchasing so many mugs of cider while also not losing too many customers, thus allowing for a more equitable distribution of cider as well as extra profits with which the Apple family would invest in more capital so as to more efficiently produce more cider in the future, thus increasing supply in the long term, satisfying more ponies and preparing for any future competitors that may enter the market, such as the Flim-Flam brothers. Since Applejack's friends were so willing to help Applejack in the competition so as to not lose her property, then surely there would have been ponies who would be willing to be paid a wage to assist In cider production, which would have increased employment, increase output, lower production costs, raise revenues for investment in capital, and increasing supply, thus eliminating the cider shortage via capitalism. Considering that the price of cider was two bits a mug, and that the cider shortage was a chronic dillema in the Ponyvillian economy, I doubt that Applejack has ever thought of applying such basic microeconomic principles while managing her firm, which is surprising considering that she was the pony that solicited her enterprise in the Grand Galloping Gala for the sake of profits, without taking the action that would have maximized profits both in the short run and the long run during the episode of cider season. Her enterprise would have been great, but she squanered her financial potential for years because economics is not included in Cherilees curriculum.

Both Applejack and the Flim-Flam brothers were fools for not analyzing the marginal costs and benefits of gambling the entirety of their enterprises on a single competition, especially if the risks and costs made such a transaction a net loss for their firms. They were all fools, and yet Applejack has the audacity to write to Princess Celestia that she learned absolutely nothing from this crisis in which she and her family would have lost all of their property to a competing firm because pride clouded her economic analysis.


Economic analysis of ponies, anyone? Perfect example of thinking into it far too much, I think.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby The Cid on Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:14 am

Albert Brooks wrote:I love Fred Willard. He's a great guy. For his birthday I'm getting him a den and a computer.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Seir on Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:08 pm

From the Bullshido.net forums:

Men shouldn't chase something that cannot be eaten or f-cked.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby ampersand on Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:43 pm

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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Deacon on Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:49 pm

With the current political stupidity on display in America, this seems especially important.

Albert Einstein wrote:Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby JermCool on Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:04 pm

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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Rorschach on Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:24 pm

Simon Scarrow wrote:There is a wisdom that comes with age and no other way. Until you have walked in the boots of other men, you are not wise. Only well read
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Deacon on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:01 pm

From the Click and Drag xkcd comic:

Randall Munroe wrote:We're so high up that if you threw a penny off the edge, inflation would reduce its value to $0.00999999975 by the time it landed.
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Quotable Quotes

Postby Deacon on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:30 am

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement.

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs. Therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity or undue depression in adversity.

-- Isocrates



The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. -- Albert Einstein
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Deacon on Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:08 pm

Thomas Jefferson to James Madison (January 30, 1787) wrote:I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.
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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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Quotable Quotes

Postby Deacon on Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:10 pm

"I have a dream, that one day chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned." -- The Internet
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Rorschach on Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:11 am

So my grandmother died last week. She was 86 and the last of my grandparents. I was in hospital at the time and missed her funeral. Someone brought me her mass card and I thought the poem chosen was really quite apt:

David Harkins wrote:You can shed tears that she is gone,
or you can smile because she has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that she'll come back,
or you can open your eyes and see all she's left.
Your heart can be empty because you can't see her,
or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember her only that she is gone,
or you can cherish her memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back.
Or you can do what she'd want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Deacon on Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:08 pm

Apt indeed. I'm sorry to hear that. If her eulogy was held in traditional Weedgie, I'm sure it was proudly unintelligible.
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