Seir wrote:If you visit NYC again with your fiancee, I'll pay for both of your sandwitches at Katz's deli (yes, $15 pastrami if you choose to order) if she recreates Meg Ryan's fake orgasm from "When Harry Met Sally."

She's actually not seen the movie, but she thinks she's seen the scene. (Then again, most Mongolian nomads have seen it by now.) She may just do it. As a Marine, she has little concept of shame.

Oh Hi everyone! I'm Martin's fiancé! Nice to finally meet you all!

Wow. Oh wow. This is awkward. I never thought the two of us would meet.
Well, look, it was a long time ago and we've all moved on and Martin is yours now and everything.

Martin Blank wrote:

Seir wrote:If you visit NYC again with your fiancee, I'll pay for both of your sandwitches at Katz's deli (yes, $15 pastrami if you choose to order) if she recreates Meg Ryan's fake orgasm from "When Harry Met Sally."

She's actually not seen the movie, but she thinks she's seen the scene. (Then again, most Mongolian nomads have seen it by now.) She may just do it. As a Marine, she has little concept of shame.

Will that be the pastrami or corned beef?

Does this mean we finally get to see some of the more embarrassing moments in Martin's life?

Looking back over the last year, I think my embarrassing line has declined somewhat, so it's very possible that there are things I've done that 18 months ago I would have perceived as such. Hard to say.

NirvanaCat13 wrote:Oh Hi everyone! I'm Martin's fiancé! Nice to finally meet you all!

Awesome! Glad you were willing to dip your toe into the weird end of the pool (to be clear I mean the forums not Martin ) Congrats to you he is certainly a keeper plus he comes with lifetime tech support

Hmm...does Martin come with spyware and spamware protection? How well does he run in safe mode?

I am a certified advanced penetration tester. I'm even [url=http://www.giac.org/certified-professionals/directory/gxpn]one of the first batch[/i].

Her mom occasionally thinks I'm broken, though.

Heh, so I'm guessing the future Mrs. Martin Blank passed the test?

Inconclusive: More testing required.

Martin Blank wrote:I am a certified advanced penetration tester. I'm even one of the first batch.

Her mom occasionally thinks I'm broken, though.

Didn't know you can get certification for being that good in bed.

ampersand wrote:

Martin Blank wrote:I am a certified advanced penetration tester. I'm even one of the first batch.

Her mom occasionally thinks I'm broken, though.

Didn't know you can get certification for being that good in bed.

So with that being said if any viruses get past his firewall he is going to have some 'splanin to do. Hmmm wouldn't it be nice if there were some testing and rating system would make for less disappointed people haha.

It's my job to get into places I'm not supposed to be, obtain evidence (possibly photographic), and in some cases, leave a little something behind as proof that I was there.

But the truth is that she was the one who sought me. Her former fiancee was the best man at the mutual friend's wedding where we met, so I was very much afraid for a while that I was going to lose that friend. The friend turned out to not have an issue with it, and thinks we're a better match.

Congrats, Martin.