I figured it would be polite to make my first post something along the lines of an introduction. So here goes...
I'm Kei (pronounced like the letter K), I'm 30, engaged and live in the currently exceptionally rainy city of Edinburgh with my fiancée, cat and crazy as all hell spaniel. I currently work part time as an apprentice swordsmith and waste most of my free time either reading, playing games or cooking. Despite all of this I'm really not that interesting, although I can be relied upon to joke about things that should never, ever be joked about.
So yeah. Um... hi?

Result.
I like a forumer I can physically get to.
Welcome. 'Kei'? Is that short for something? It's unusual.

No, it's just Kei. It's a Japanese name. Because my mother was Japanese. Not because my parents were weird hippies. Although they were that as well.