Jezebel wrote:That's a lot of words about a Taco
I guess you could say...
...it left a bad taste in my mouth.YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ampersand wrote:There are worse things to eat than Taco Bell food.
But there aren't many things worse than coming home to find that the fast food people gave you the wrong thing. I was all like "here comes a delicious, terrible-for-you burrito," and my fast food bag went "lol orange taco," much to my terrible disappointment.
Arres wrote:1. The shell was too brittle. It fell apart while I was eating it, making a bigger mess than necessary.
The taco is, essentially, a sandwich in how it is consumed. Such a rupture, then, constitutes a critical failure on the part of the taco shell. Mine did this too. Perhaps Dorito is not a strong enough material from which to manufacture taco shells.
Arres wrote:2. The massive self loathing that consuming that sort of thing brought with it.
I don't know. I feel like Taco Bell is lagging behind on the "guilt-inducing menu items" front. I don't know what they can do about that. Maybe they need to add the option to have any menu item deep fried. Perhaps a bacon cheeseburger sandwiched between two double decker tacos. Possibly even some kind of breakfast item. Do they do breakfast? I feel like Taco Bell could produce a breakfast menu item of some kind that would require people to sign a waiver.
Hirschof wrote:I'm waiting for day you people start thinking with portals.