At a bar, and watching women's bowling. I think I need help.

When eating M&M's I make bar graphs of the colors, noting any significant outliers. I then like to take the outliers and make graphs showing their distribution through different bags.

Confession: I saw this and my first thought for a caption was, "Honey! I brought dinner!"

Followed by "So when is their use-by date?"

Confession: I didn't catch that much of the Paralympics, but the events I did see made me kind of think "I could win that".

I'm sure you could but unfortunately satyromania is not considered a competitive disability.

I love learning new words. Thanks for that.
Makes the 'nymph' in 'nymphomania' make some kind of contextual sense.

Something to do with Romania?

Confession: had to take drivers test in order to get the OR driving license. I missed the first 8 question to fail the test. Didn't get a single question right. And then the DMV guy laughs at me when he looked up my score.

Even though I know exactly how each episode is going to go, I find myself watching an unhealthy amount of television shows hosted by Gordon Ramsay. I know that whoever he is yelling at has never watched an episode of that show before. I know that everyone is going to be stubborn and ready to fight one another. I know I am going to watch some form of a cooking show where the majority of people featured on the show cannot cook. Yet I still watch these shows.

It's like watching NASCAR for the crashes isn't it?

...If NASCAR changed every track and tweaked the rules so as to ensure that there would definitely be a major crash in every race, but it would essentially be the same crash, yes.

Hell's Kitchen: Every episode, someone will mess up the scallops, the risotto, and/or the beef wellington. This is guaranteed to happen.

Master Chef: Someone will inevitably try to make something that they should not be able to make in the allotted amount of time.

Kitchen Nightmares: No matter what, without fail, the owner will take Ramsay's critiques personally, as though the guy showed up at their restaurant to dump on their food and ruin their business. They will always be surprised when the restaurant is renovated overnight.

Law & Order clones are less predictable.

Having watched both the British and the American Kitchen Nightmares, I found the Americans to be much more aggressive in the face of criticism.
I don't think for a minute this reflects American restaraunteurs but rather the directorial slant of the show producers.
The British version of the predictability you're talking about was weekly intransigence, usually involving an elderly, slightly daffy owner causing their manager/offspring to tear their hair out in frustration.

Confession: Maybe I'm watching too much 30 Rock too quickly, but I think I'm developing a real crush on Tina Fey.

Rorschach wrote:I don't think for a minute this reflects American restaraunteurs but rather the directorial slant of the show producers.

Also according to the show's producers, "America" appears to consist of nothing but Greater New York City and the North End of Boston.

Confession: When I read an English report about somebody being "sacked," I imagine it in the viking sense of that word.

Wouldn't it involved møøse biting sisters and fjords, Cid?