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No, that's about the size of it. IIRC, they started off on one of the intolerable talent shows blocking our cultural arteries - Britain's Got Fuck-all Taste in Music or somesuch - attempted a pop career and are now Ireland's go-to guys for European adequacy. At least they're consistent though, Britain choose a completely new loser every year.

Ah well, there's always the Olympics in which to shine.
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Rorschach wrote:No, that's about the size of it.

Eurovision seems like Europe's cry for help. I don't know what help they want, but it's definitely a cry for help.
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999 Problems, and 550 are cats.
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You have to be absolutely insane to have that many cats. One or two is fine (I prefer dogs, meself), three or four is pushing it (unless you have a barn with barn cats on your farm), but 550! Just nuts.
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Where did she even GET 550 cats?
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I lived on a farm, and there's no way you could have 550 cats unless you were selling them to violin string makers.
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spikegirl7 wrote:Where did she even GET 550 cats?

Maybe she robbed 55 regular crazy old ladies.
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Nasty. But don't worry, God made her that way and decided to unmake her in a rather showy fashion.
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Nothing a little BBQ know-how couldn't have prevented. Trim excessive fat, cook with fat side down to dry out surface faster.
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LOL
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Two hilarious things while working on a case at work:

1) Trump Hotel & Tower in Las Vegas does not have a casino.
2) It's right across the street from the Erotic Heritage Museum.
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Norway Knights Penguin Living in Edinburgh Zoo
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What an oddly-worded headline.

Fecking Edinburgh and their airs and graces. Even the pengiuins are at it.
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This guy seriously reminds me of Deacon.
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