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Coming out of the fat closet

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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby FireAza on Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:27 pm

I think the better question is, why does trying on underwear give you an erection? Unless it's ladies' underwear, than it's totally understandable.
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Rorschach on Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:39 pm

Dude, why are you talking about my penis? That's totally inappropriate.
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Deacon on Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:04 pm

It was just a tiny little comment...
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Rorschach on Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:26 pm

A massive faux pas.
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby FireAza on Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:14 am

Really! Rors normally takes any excuse to shift the discussion to his genitals!
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Rorschach on Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:54 am

Stay on the matter at hand, 'Aza. Actually, just shift a little on...oh yeah.

I've bought a couple of cardigans. I'm going to see if they breathe new life into some sadly neglected T-shirts.
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Sophira on Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:41 pm

Rors's cock is a huge attention whore.
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Deacon on Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:08 pm

I wouldn't say huge...
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby FireAza on Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:53 am

Sophira wrote:Rors's cock is a huge attention whore.

Well, it's a whore anyway ;)

Deacon wrote:I wouldn't say huge...

Oooh! Burn!
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Rorschach on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:14 am

My cock is being impugned! Don't make me produce testimony.
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Jezebel on Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:02 pm

Tomorrow is my first official weigh-in. I've been good 99% of the time foodwise (I had a restaurant burger yesterday, but did fine otherwise), and some light exercise. I managed to spend 60 mins on the elliptical Sat, and I'm feeling pretty top notch today so I expect repeats of that most nights this week. I will post the results tomorrow. Hopefully I will see a loss!!
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby FireAza on Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:22 am

Rorschach wrote:Like you guys wear anything other than uniforms.

Also Lederhosen!
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Rorschach on Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:43 am

Isn't that Bavarians?
Oh, who cares. They're all the same anyway.

Jezebel wrote:I've been good 99% of the time foodwise

Yeah, I'm doing half of it. I binge quite a lot but it's the purging I keep forgetting.

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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Hirschof on Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:09 pm

FireAza wrote:Also Lederhosen!


Ah, yes. Casual wear.
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Re: Coming out of the fat closet

Postby Jezebel on Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:11 am

Down 2lbs! Yay!!! This weekend will be hard, as it's being spent at a place where there's usually copious amounts of booze and delicious food. >.< We'll see...!!
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