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Re: Spiders

Postby Deacon on Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:17 am

Rorschach wrote:Again. Another fucking site for spider phobics full of, guess what, loads of close-up photos of giant fucking spiders.

Ha! I didn't even think about that when I posted the link. Looked right past the pictures and stuff, no biggie, didn't even occur to me that it would freak people out.

By the way, I think the word you're looking for is "arachnophobes" :)
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Re: Spiders

Postby FireAza on Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:19 am

Rorschach wrote:'Aza, your spiders don't count. The worst thing that can happen there is that they kill some Australians.

Unlikely. We Australians, having grown up around them, are immune to spider venom. Koala venom too!

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FireAza wrote:Man, you ought to see the spiders we have here

Oh, we have a pretty good idea of what you get down there. In the US, we have no fewer than two channels that use "holy crap Australia has a lot of things that can murder people" as the sentiment that drives their programming.

One of these days the Australian Tourism Board is going to get an idea of how their country is portrayed elsewhere. That will be an unpleasant day for them. "You mean the two things most people know about Australia is that it was founded as a penal colony and it's full of ridiculously deadly animals?"

Can't be much worse than their "Where the bloody hell are you?" ad campaign.
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Re: Spiders

Postby Rorschach on Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:55 am

ampersand wrote:We have a Daddy Long-Legs problem, which is better than having a fly problem. Which is not as bad as having a raccoon problem. But that is for another thread.

You should swallow a spider to catch the Daddy Long-legs. Although then you'll have to swallow a bird to catch the spider.
But that should be the end of the problem.
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Re: Spiders

Postby raptor9k on Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:51 pm

Rors, you can always disable image loading in your browser when you know you're going to a spider site...
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Re: Spiders

Postby Rorschach on Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:43 pm

About as much as I could lay an egg.

"Like, hey baby. Nice shell. How 'bout we get out of this nest and I'll peel it off."
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Re: Spiders

Postby FireAza on Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:49 pm

Rorschach wrote:Another fucking site for spider phobics full of, guess what, loads of close-up photos of giant fucking spiders.


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Re: Spiders

Postby Deacon on Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:54 pm

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
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Re: Spiders

Postby Rorschach on Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:26 pm

I don't understand any part of that.

In better news, I've seen one spider in my house since I got and started using my repeller thing, and it was a shitty little one. Man 1 Nature 0. Next: barrs.
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Re: Spiders

Postby Greg Dean on Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:45 pm

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Rorschach wrote:Another fucking site for spider phobics full of, guess what, loads of close-up photos of giant fucking spiders.


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I had to google "Spider drink" to understand that, you crazy Aussie. :P
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Re: Spiders

Postby Hirschof on Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:13 pm

Rorschach wrote:In better news, I've seen one spider in my house since I got and started using my repeller thing, and it was a shitty little one.


Maybe they immigrated to my house... I've killed two rabid wolf spiders (yes, that's the damn name) this week. Both were about the size of my palm. They're supposedly not that dangerous to humans but that means nothing to me when something looks like they can carry your pets off into the night.
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Re: Spiders

Postby FireAza on Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:51 am

Rorschach wrote:I don't understand any part of that.


Greg Dean wrote:I had to google "Spider drink" to understand that, you crazy Aussie. :P

Aw c'mon! We can't be the only country that calls that drink a "spider"!
*Checks Wikipedia*
Uhhh... New Zealand also does..? Dammit!
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Re: Spiders

Postby JermCool on Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:26 pm

A few days late, but I got that joke, Aza.

What? I've been busy killing spiders.
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Spiders

Postby Deacon on Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:47 am

You would be one of the only ones. Smaointe hasn't been around in an age.
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Re: Spiders

Postby Rorschach on Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:02 am

For those reading about my tiny British spiders, smirking as you effortlessly dispatch Shelob's bigger brothers with one hand, and rolling your eyes at my shrieking pussyness, I've bought a spider catcher, which is like a little box on the end of a stick in which I can trap spiders and release them out of a window at a mere arm's length.

Any day now I hope to grow a penis and become a real boy.
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Re: Spiders

Postby Rorschach on Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:44 am

Which isn't an invitation.
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