Australia: what happens when Pokemon aren't balled and captured for fun.

FireAza wrote:they kill you when you mistake them for a stone and accidentally step on them.

In their defence, I'd imagine they mostly kill Australians. And there are loads of you.

True, it's mostly Australians who mistake fish for rocks.

That sounds like the next addition to the Settler of Catan series.

Saw this little baby huntsman come crawling past, so I thought I'd take a photo of him for y'all:

You're welcome!

Looks like you've whomped him with a boot. Which is exactly what I would have done.

Nope. He's still ready to pounce...

Rorschach wrote:Looks like you've whomped him with a boot. Which is exactly what I would have done.

Nope. He's sitting on a notice board in that photo, spiders tend to fall off walls when you whack 'em.

Yeah, our spiders eat snakes. And birds too. Ain't no thing.

If nothing else, these stories prove that Mother Nature is fucking disgusting.

I like to think the spider and snake were locked in mortal combat to determine which species was the most deadly.

I'd call for a vote to nuke Australia but that would probably just lead to dog-sized mutant spiders that eat our babies and rape us in our sleep.

FINISH HIM!

Your premise is weak, however, as a bear can be deadly but not when he's caught in a trap...

FireAza wrote:I like to think the spider and snake were locked in mortal combat to determine which species was the most deadly.

Dark sex game gone wrong.
Like Micheal Hutchence.

While you two are arguing snakes vs spiders, I saw a headline where two flying bears attacked a canuck.