GO AGGIES! Obviously this is a rave!

For the first time since they were 3A Co-champions in 1978, my high school Alma Mater has won a state title! 4A High School Football State Champions! Damn! That was a GREAT game!

What? Texas A&M won a high school football championship? Do the Longhorns know?

Giggle, giggle, ha ha ha. Today I am more proud than ever to be a JHS Aggie Alumna and will brag to the world...or at least anyone who reads this or comes within earshot of me.

I accidentally read this as "STATE CHIMPS". I am disappointed.

Would it cheer you up to imagine two teams of chimps facing off in a game of gridiron football? How about imagining so many teams of chimps that there would need to be a tournament just to determine the best one in Alabama?

We do apologize for FireAza. He's got nothing but Anime, a bunch of boring fish in a fish tank, and a really desperate need to find a girlfriend otherwise he's has to sail out to New Zealand to screw some sheep on the weekend.

(Having said that, it would be even more interesting if the Chimps were playing Australian Rules Football just so we could see a chimp dressed in a white suit as the referee, and making the referee signal for scoring a try all of the time.)

ampersand wrote:it would be even more interesting if the Chimps were playing Australian Rules Football just so we could see a chimp dressed in a white suit as the referee,

...And then one of the teams executes the play where they kill the referee and that poor, white-suited chimp is blown apart?

Wait. My bad. That's Mutant League Football. Different thing. I think.

The Cid wrote:Would it cheer you up to imagine two teams of chimps facing off in a game of gridiron football? How about imagining so many teams of chimps that there would need to be a tournament just to determine the best one in Alabama?

HELL. YES.

ampersand wrote:We do apologize for FireAza. He's got nothing but Anime, a bunch of boring fish in a fish tank, and a really desperate need to find a girlfriend otherwise he's has to sail out to New Zealand to screw some sheep on the weekend.

(Having said that, it would be even more interesting if the Chimps were playing Australian Rules Football just so we could see a chimp dressed in a white suit as the referee, and making the referee signal for scoring a try all of the time.)

You remembered!

ampersand wrote:We do apologize for FireAza. He's got nothing but Anime, a bunch of boring fish in a fish tank, and a really desperate need to find a girlfriend otherwise he's has to sail out to New Zealand to screw some sheep on the weekend.

No apologies needed. The mental image is hilarious!

......... Should I worry for the sheep?

They never notice.

The trick is to imitate a ram.

The refs stopped wearing the white jackets in AFL.

This thread needs more cheerleader pictures.