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You can get ramen for $.10-.20 a pack most places. Hell we used to buy cases of the stuff for $3 in college.
I'm putting my talents and skills to use for a business so that I receive compensatory funds that I may then choose to spend and invest and save as I see fit. If I choose to blow it all on hookers and Dr. Seuss books, I don't see how that means you owe me a comfortable retirement. - Deacon
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Those $3 cases of Ramen are keeping my sorry unemployed ass alive while I try to find a job.
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You guys have Mi Goring over there? It's the Porsche of instant noodles.
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collegestudent22 wrote:Those $3 cases of Ramen are keeping my sorry unemployed ass alive while I try to find a job.

What happened to your military aspirations?
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Higher requirements got me, as I have a couple medical issues I would need waivers for. They aren't giving them out anymore because of cutbacks.
Frédéric Bastiat wrote:And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works.


Count Axel Oxenstierna wrote:Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
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collegestudent22 wrote:I have a couple medical issues I would need waivers for.

Such as? A freak show sized dong requiring a special pocket being sown into the inseam of your uniform pants?
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Been reading Cracked have we? ;)
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As Cracked so eloquently put it, "It's defined as 'a psychological condition where a person finds excessive pleasure in laughing at others.' That's right. There is a scientific term for being a dick."
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From a twitter feed:

Running movie lines w/4-year old. I said "Fredo, I knew it was you." His 43-year old mom says "Is that from Toy Story?"
(An hour later) Same 43-year old woman friend just picked up an Ewok action figure and said "Look! It's Chewbacca!"
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Deacon wrote:
collegestudent22 wrote:I have a couple medical issues I would need waivers for.

Such as? A freak show sized dong requiring a special pocket being sown into the inseam of your uniform pants?


Not quite. More like hearing loss in one ear due to lack of an eardrum and one partially dissolved bone, caused by complications with ear tubes when I was younger (one left a perforation when it fell out), 3 failed tympanoplasty surgeries to repair it causing scarring, and a fourth with further complications which caused an acquired cholesteatoma.

Suffice it to say, I only have about 75% hearing in my right ear on a good day, and that is considered near miraculous by the specialists I have seen. Frankly, I'd prefer having to deal with a ridiculously long dong.
Frédéric Bastiat wrote:And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works.


Count Axel Oxenstierna wrote:Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
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It's more difficult than you might imagine.
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It's even more difficult than Rors can imagine, and he's very creative.



WTF? Since when is being an undisciplined, spoiled brat a disorder? Sounds like it's that little turd's parents who have the disorder.
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Hey, it's not my fault that you have such a long anal canal.
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Old but GOOD

On Halloween day (1989), Tallahassee, Fla., K-Mart employee Jeff Sablom was taking a break in the back of the store to try on the Batman costume he had planned to wear to a party that night when a security guard asked for his help to apprehend a shoplifter. Said the guard later, "You should have seen that man's eyes when he looked back and saw Batman chasing him." Sablom recovered four cartons of cigarettes and two videocassettes. [Gainesville Sun, 11-2-1989]
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