Wasn't that the one where the dude was bi-polar and off his meds?

I know guys who own canon and howitzers. Suck it, Europe.

Only in Japan... A Japanese animation studio is taking the first steps to producing original content for 3D TVs on home video (as opposed to Avatar which was intended for 3D cinimas). Now, they're not quite to the stage of producing entire episodes in 3D, so they're just doing a few scenes as bonus material. What kinda scenes are ideal for showing in 3D? Why, bathing scenes of course!

Only in North Korea can you have a cellphone that is invisible to the naked eye.

Best of all, Kim Jong Il invented it!

Hahaahaha! Nice find, Jerm! That is seriously hilarious stuff. How incredibly out of touch is ol' Kim anyway?

Only in my mind can I read a story like this (28 Cats abandoned in Motel Room) and think, Did the cats order room service?

Deacon wrote:Hahaahaha! Nice find, Jerm! That is seriously hilarious stuff. How incredibly out of touch is ol' Kim anyway?

He claimed to invent the hamburger, despite it being around since before WWII, and it being named after Hamburg, Germany...

Kim Jong-il. He can out Chuck Norris Chuck Norris.

I'm fairly certain this could only take place in Columbia.

Lucksi wrote:Imagine how many people would die in a year if we had the same weapon rules as in the US (I know it varies from state to state).

Probably less, since those Italians would have been able to fire back. The problem isn't the gun, it's the nutjob German (or whoever) behind the trigger...

But to get this pissed off about soccer be this much of a nutjob that you go home, get your gun out of the safe and return to shoot two people; that´s not a temporary lapse of judgement where you blast the fool that sleights you, but murder plain and simple.

Fixed.

So here's one from my own backyard.

I'm at a Wendy's, waiting to order. Guy in front of me is a local stereotype: salt & pepper hair, thick mustache, thick local accent, polo shirt with a corporate logo...basically every fourth middle-aged white male in this state. He proceeds to order the most specific fast food meal I've ever heard (down to the quantity of mustard and ketchup, and asking for "eight ounces of ice cream with foua ounces of arange sodar." The clerk, a poor, helpful young lady whose first language was clearly not English, was dutifully trying to take down his order when he started to lecture her about customer service and how she should be bending over backward for him. This went on until the manager came out, trying to diffuse this guy. Now, he wasn't being belligerent, but he was naturally loud. It seemed like he actually thought this was the nice and honest thing to do, teaching this clerk at Wendy's why she needs to take his shit with a smile on her face.

To add to the local experience, everyone in line behind this guy was noticeably laughing at him, and a woman of about the same age somewhere behind me started to "politely" argue with him when he said to the clerk that she should serve him as if he were her husband. I truly wish I could say this happens elsewhere, but there's no way.

Only in rural, redneck Missouri can I run over a pussy, a cock, and a beaver in a span of a minute.

You've never been to Vegas?

I've been to Vegas. I just never run over a pussy, a cock and a beaver with my car in a minute's span while in Vegas.

Why the hell not? We could do with a few less.