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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby FireAza on Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:33 am

Dammit ampersand! Stop wiretapping my phone calls!
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby collegestudent22 on Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:49 am

I'd tap that like a phone in the Cold War. :lol:
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Postby Deacon on Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:15 am

I'd tap that like the Bush DOJ.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby collegestudent22 on Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:16 am

I'd skip tapping it and go straight to throwing it in Gitmo like the Obama Administration.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby FireAza on Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:30 pm

*WITTY POLITICAL-RELATED DOUBLE-ENTENDRE!*
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby HurricaneH on Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:17 am

The major problem — one of the major problems, for there are several — one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby collegestudent22 on Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:18 am

David Tennant wrote:If it's five items or fewer, then it's five items or fewer! Don't come in with six and stand in front of me!
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Seir on Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:37 am

From a friend's FB page:

Quote of the day. "hey you, look at me... FUCK YOU!"
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby The Cid on Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:45 pm

Reminds me of my favorite moment from Family Guy:

Brian Griffin wrote:Hey! Hey, Lois! Lois! There's a another dog in that car! Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! There's an other dog in that car! Hey! Are you seeing that? Hey! Hey! Hey! Other dog! Fuck you!
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Deacon on Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:50 am

Charles Babbage wrote:On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.


I absolutely love that quote.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Jamie Bond on Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:45 am

"I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

Perhaps there is no confusion, and the ideas which provoked the question were logical and ordered. Sometimes people ask questions they think they already know the answer to; this kind of redundant fact checking can solidify assumptions which are the basic foundation of logical thinking.
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Postby Deacon on Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:25 pm

Yeah, that's a possibility, but then that would make them insufferable and the quote less funny.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby Jamie Bond on Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:43 pm

Heh I like the quote too, but I found it so pompous that it begged to be disputed
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Postby Deacon on Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:01 pm

Yeah well apparently you've never worked tech support before and not worked with government at all if you presume that it was a question asked by someone who is maddeningly indirect in their otherwise valid inquiry rather than just a stupid question.
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Re: Quotable Quotes

Postby collegestudent22 on Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:07 pm

Deacon's right here. The government is full of people who will maddeningly tell you, even now, that they cannot be in error because they are reading off a computer (into which they have input incorrect data).
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