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Since I hath vanished, I return. Actually, I'm about to switch over to the original thedrunkenmonkey moniker for the forum. But le whee, le whee, I have pictures from my Thanksgiving in Santa Barbara with my sister. Yay me! (Yes, I wore the Queen of Wands Shirt around that said, "PORN" on ...

*SMACK*

Shaddup, Phong. Not helping.

Lizzie, JD doesn't help at all.

Knob Creek, if you're going to go that route.

Stronger, smoother, and sweeter.

Plus you don't pee as much.

Liz, I have found that the best way to think about this is in statistics. 1. You are more likely to win the California lottery than you are to die in a plane crash. The number of people killed in commerical jetliner plane crashes are much fewer than the lottery winners. (And I mean jackpot winners, ...

(note: I am a bad moooooood....due to the fact that an idiot on a bike caused $1,200 worth of damage to my baby by riding his bike at me and hitting me. Hence these are somewhat darker and more gloomy...) 1. Buy cans of tuna fish packed in oil - drain the oil into a container of some kind. Fill an u...

Eh, watch it. Them's fightin' words, LQ.

I've got no morals, and I'll cheerfully engage in depravity at any turn. But I have ethics. And I'm clueless about being liked.

But morals? Stupid things. Morals interfere with fun stuff like naked twister.

*sound of blackfrog running and leaping into a nearby sleeping bag* *WHUMP* So who gets to play truth or dare first? But...as an addendum... Boys are dumb. We're stupid. We're morons. We can't clue into a damn thing. We are nonlinear, complete and utterly fucking retards when it comes to what women ...

Am I hot? I dunno. I like wearing kilts, though. Nobody's rated me yet.

Vote for the Blackfrog / DrunkenMonkey!

DZ...

That does nothing for my peace of mind.

*sulk*

waaaaah...

Clueless people who do not know me say I look like Conan O'Brien.

Granted, they are also people who do not stay up past 10 PM.

4AM, one bottle of Jim Beam and several shots of apple pucker down, and the drunken monkey is stil alive and well.

I simply can't compete with those.

But, you know I've always had a thing for Iowa girls. It's gotta be the home-cooked casseroles and the childhood memories of...well. Corn. Lots and lots of...corn.

Smart GOTHIC Iowa girls though...

whoo hoo! Are there more of you in this world?

That would have been matron of honor, and the answer is...no.

However, I did go home with some girl from the bar that night.

And woke up with the WORST f8ing hangover.

[quote="Leeloo";p="187678"]I think they're all trying to catch the bride's.. leg thing. Or they're auditioning for Chip and Dales. I'm not sure.[/quote] Funny you should say that, because if you look closely, we all have $20 bills stuck in our bowties. And yes, we're charging the...

A mime is a terrible things to waste...nah. *BLAM BLAM BLAM* I like wasting mimes. :) http://home.comcast.net/~brian_wise/movies.jpg Although this is proof I can dance and wear a tux at the same time...god, I always kinda tear up when I remember this pic. My big sister got married to the bestest guy...

He's such a sweet boy once you get the demons out of his fur.

This would be MY ASS. MY ASS in this picture is located 60 feet up the REI climbing wall in the flagship Seattle store. MY ASS is also featured in many other spiffy locations, such as MY ASS skinnydipping in the Puget Sound. Fortunately, none of those are going to be posted. Nyah. http://home.comcas...