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SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU ALL SUCK! I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK! WAAAAHHH! AND THEN START AN EMO BAND ABOUT HOW MUCH EVERYTHING SUCKS! WAAAHHH!
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Dear Fellow Forumites (Which Probably Don't Give a Shit) This is my last post as Maverickllama. I decided that 701 was definitely better than 700, and ...yeah, whatever. I used Maverickllama long enough in various online communities. Now it's done. It was a stupid name anyway. Henceforth I will be k...

I used to have very clear and vivid dreams. Most of the time I would forget them after a few minutes of being awake, though. Also, this was before I really knew about lucid dreams, and almost all of the times I realized I was dreaming, it wasn't very pleasant and I had trouble getting my eyes open. ...

Finally!

Dear Launchcast and everyone else that uses the advertising slogan "You know you want it" or something similar: STOP IT. I do NOT want your product. And, I do NOT appreciate your pretentious, arrogant, insistence that I do want it. Shut the hell up and outsource to a decent advertising fir...

Dear new leather seat for my butterfly chair:

Please stop smelling like mothballs!

That is all.

Chris.

Dear members of the band Tesla,
You are FUCKING AWESOME. Thank you for your music, especially your song 'What You Give'. I only need to find a girl to share it with...

Regards,
Chris

[quote="Murrin";p="387149"]...but the americans just decided to ignore that, despite the rest of the world disagreeing with them...[/quote]

[insert offtopic political comment here]

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[also insert reference to Limbaugh/Cheney sig here]

I think everyone knows what my vote is for.

Maverickllama abuse month!

Nah. I'm don't even deserve widespread abuse...

EEEEIIIIGGGHHHTTIIIIIEEESSSS!!!!!!

Dear Me: Go home dammit so you can have your cable internet and nestea back! Dear Allie: Please don't have any travel plans for next week! Dear electronics corporation: Thanks for donating laptops to the high school so I get one for free! Dear Board of Education: Cut the superintendent's salary and ...

And John and Helen begot an Allen. Furthermore, Graham and Elizabeth begot a Margaret. Thus Allen and Margaret begotteth Chris. Although Chris isn't as uncommon as I'd like it to be, and people under 10 usually have trouble spelling it, I still like it. I would have been okay with Alex, but it did't...

[quote="wocket";p="385265"]I am so torn....I mean, Oklahoma sucks...but...but...MONTY PYTHON. What should I do?[/quote]



Quoted for.... et al.

[quote="Fael-Inis";p="383253"][quote="DrunkenFiesta";p="383198"]and I still plan on getting another Honda whenever I get around to replacing this one. Probably an Element though... [/quote] DEAR GOD NO!!!!! Those things are the fugliest pieces of crap (as well...

[insert comment about increasing similarity between both services based on an article from a reliable, yet far-left-biased magazine]