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[quote="Deacon";p="262351"]I still like the pizza one. Loved it, in fact.[/quote]

My favorite is the hiding from police/pirate one, simply for the fact that he's so mean and humorous at the same time

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I want to go in a violent car crash which includes at least one of the following:

1) a huge fire

2) a cliff

or 3) a nucklear weapon strapped to my hood

[quote="Blaze";p="257115"] You can make substances that react like napalm out of a lotta stuff, really. Like boiling gasoline with some styrofoam. (or at least, so I've heard) React LIKE? Yes. However, the one major difference is that one is low yeild, and the other is very very ...

[quote="Imperator Severn";p="257056"] We did all sorts of stuff like that in High school. I made napalm out of soap and gas. Napalm is Naphthalene and Palm oil.[/quote] You can make substances that react like napalm out of a lotta stuff, really. Like boiling gasoline with some st...

That's both hilarious and really, really sad. They wouldn't qualify for the darwin awards cuz they didn't remove themselves from the gene pool, but they definately get the gold star of retardedness

[quote="Glue";p="256212"]I could fit through. Well, maybe except my penis.[/quote]

Why yes, me too!


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The Matrix and Philosophy, for sho

Speaking of which, it's only vaguely related, but Mel Brooks once said "If I cut my finger on an envelope, that's a tragety. If I fall into an open manhole and die, that's comedy"

" You don't sweat as much as the other broads in this dump."

I know not this imfamous cheeseman

Cocktail peanuts....so you put them in martinis or something?

[quote="billf";p="253700"]odd? Did you care to look at my custom title, avatar, or sig?[/quote]

Nah, because I lack pants on a regular basis.

[quote="JudgeMental";p="253711"]Heh, yeah, I like throwing curveballs myself. I don't all that often, but it's still fun. You're right about a lot of people, the hypocrites who claim to know the unknowable. I think you can know some, but not all. And I try to act that way. You've...

I'm ever so reminded of Bonsai Kitties