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Why don't they stick in someone who doesn't look a million dollars?

You should watch the UK version! They're really annoying but most of them are not very attractive.

Aaaargh! I've just recommended it to someone.

Rorschach wrote (View Post): The missus likes The Kinks, I'm more of a Monkees fan I like them both I have nothing against Monkees, although I worry that talking about them is going to result in 'someone' using the word 'spank'. Hello Nerdess10052. :) I have that song stuck in my head now too. Alth...

I would treat all my friends like I do my pets... if my friends like chasing lazer pointers My cats do that too :) Big Brother is annoying me. I am really, really trying to avoid it but what with overhearing conversations about it, seeing articles in the free paper I read on the bus and apparently,...

Firstly, while I’m here, I’d also like to wag my finger at HTRN for bein less than charmin
Hmm, what to do next?
*Nexy slaps Rorschach but gropes Wocket anyway.

I think the glasses look fine and there's no need to change them for aesthetic reasons. As a person who lurrrrves her contact lenses and is still traumatised from having to wear glasses last week because of an eye infection, I'd recommend that you give contact lenses a try. I think they're great, it...

I vote Queen! I expect to be granted a title (otherwise I shall have to use matrimony to make sure I get one) and this way the King position is still open.

The lovely Catine! Delighted to make your acquaintance.

Aaaaaaagh!
What have I got into? I'm going to hide until the cameras are gone and there's no more talk of honey.

I'm so brooooooooooooooody! :shock: Eek! *Nexy hides behind...Deacon, as he's closest* Seriously, yeah, I'd like kids some day. I mainly get broody around Christmas time when I want to buy toys and see their little faces when they open them and leave milk and cookies out for Santa...I'll stop there...

The Happiness of the Katakuris. A Japanese musical about zombies. The singing and the songs are all terrible, the acting is over the top and it's got bizarre clay animation at random points. It's great. I've yet to convince anyone else of its greatness.

I think my mum's fairly scary. She doesn't give 'don't hurt my little girl' speeches, but I don't think she has to.

Someone get with the honey - quickly! So we can move on to the licking.

I'll go for the honey. I've got a much better chance of being licked free and I'm not sure tar would wash out easily. Can you please roll me in something to protect my modesty? Preferably not feathers. Jelly beans would be fine.

Surely I should have some special treatment? Have you no pity? Maybe you could use honey instead of tar. It tastes better.

If your really Rors girl, according to him, you should be in bed exhausted... Um...I don't know what to say to that. I'm typing this from a laptop in bed? You're in trouble Rors? You need a cookie! Of course, because of the absulutly horrifying nature of your avatar, this cookies is laced with stra...