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Oh I never said the turnout was going to be climactic! Give me a break!

And RubyJ, if I know who the hell you were, I'd buy you something nice for being oh-so-insightful throughtout this whole mess. Thank you for being such a GOOD sport!

Well, after about a week or so of hype, last night was the big night, and the results are in. I'm happy to say, I'm $25 richer thanks to my, as RubyJ put it, "ever-so-coy" Plan B! As it turned out, we were all at a bar, and my friends picked out a girl. I went over to her, struck up a conv...

Well, Plan "B," as it were, is as follows: I pretend I'm on the phone with someone, arguing over something. I'll be loud, loud enough so that the girl in question hears me talking, and I'll say, "Yes! It IS funny, it's a smart line and a smart crowd will appreciate it." "I g...

Hahaha! Well met by all, I must say. And no hard feelings, eh? I appreciate all your comments, be them as they may. You're all good people (crazy, but then again so am I), so it's fine. And when I win my bet (and I will) I'll split the money with you all for being so supportive, well, in a metaphori...

Nah, it's all good! I couldn't just let you bully the n00b, hahaha! Bet's still on, I'll let you know how it goes.

Whoa! That REALLY hurt Deacon! Getting ripped apart by little nancy boys on the computer REALLY makes me sad. Why don't you stop trying to make people you've never met before feel bad with your empty insults and retarded arugments. Go get laid or something, from the sound of that post it sounds like...

Ah, if only the female race was that easily negotiated! Unfortunately, you have those less-than-admirable vixens that like to go for the nuts, even if they can't get a clean shot, which always makes insulting them a risky bet, no matter what you're trying to get. HTRN is very resolute on the money i...

Actually, I have my own idea how to do it, and since I'm cheap, I'm going to use it instead. I wanted to see if anyone could come up with something better, but since no one did, I'll just proceed to plan B! I appreciate all the feedback though, and I'll let you know how it goes. I should be seeing e...

So it seems that the #1 way to get a girl to kick me in the ass is to pay her off. I personally would rather implement a way that doesn't involve me paying her off, because I think it would be cooler that way, but if no one can come up with anything else then I guess I'll just have to stick with tha...

Well, I ran into an old friend of mine the other day, and I asked her to kick me in the ass. Like I flat out just asked her to do it; she refused! And this is someone who actually KNOWS me! I did it to test the waters, you know? Now I figure that if someone who isn't a total stranger won't do it if ...

I'm not arguing that it was a bad idea to shoot my mouth off, I was just hoping that if I expressed the situation to a large group of people, ONE of them would have an idea for me. Now, I will live up to my promise; if not by hook then certainly by crook. But since you seem to think that it's so eas...

In response to what shyknight said, I actually never bragged about any "manipulation skills." Manipulation usually implies some sort of malintent with a hidden agenda, but all I said was that I can be persuasive. It's really just a stupid bet, and I'm not trying to offend anyone, but since...

I'm actually very charismatic and outgoing, but I've never done anything like this before so it's kind of hard to approach. If I can avoid paying her off, I'd like to, but if it can't be helped, it can't be helped. There's gotta be some sort of way I can entice a girl to kick me without opening up m...

For whatever reason, I don't think that flat-out asking a random girl to kick me in the ass would produce the desired effect. She'd probably look at me funny and walk off. Not that I can say I blame her; the whole thing is pretty strange after all. And paying some girl off doesn't really sound too p...

Ok! So about a week ago, I made a very stupid bet with a bunch of my friends because I seem to think I can pull anything off; however, I'm now having second thoughts. I was with a group of my friends, and we were talking about how people can be persuaded to do pretty much anything. So I, having a bi...