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Some sort of Welsh person.

That would bite..sort of like a crocodile.

Ain't it the truth....ain't it? *panics*

Well that's the thing Queensland people don't think they say it but when pointed out it's usually the case. Also milk is said melk. I'm actually basing this on a Queensland friend of mine who carries all the characteristics of a Queenslander i.e. Doesn't wear shoes around the house, calls pologny De...

Why thanks..oh..you weren't talking to me.

Me?

You lucky salmon...Mm, salmon.

It's when I met Dick Tracy. He told me that I could hire him to dance like Freddie Mercury so I hired him. Then he has the nerve to tell people that he has no place in my signature! So I just told him what I hired him for. Then to top off the insult, he makes a word up! Wanker. But the real story is...

Well I open my mouth and pour the contents of the bottle in the now vacant space in my mouth.

I rather like beer. Well being the grizzled 1860's prospector I am (not really) I tend to like beer rather than the spirits..especially seeing as they taste like the inside of a lepers jockstrap (believe you me, it was an interesting experience). Guinness is quite nice..Mmm, Guinness.

Well I come in here from time to time, make a complete fool of myself then I live on an extended hiatus...then come back...the cycle goes on and on and on.

I'd have a bracelet that automatically posts here if I die..of course I'd have to invent some sort of bracelet that allows me to do that...but meh, I am a horse clown..

Now, where's that game of lint soccer?

It's normally pronounced bay-con but people in Queensland say it baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-con. It's conclusive. And bagel, bank and any other word starting with ba- in it. It's true :) heh, just some interstate rivalry there...well..not really seeing as you didn't say anything abo...

Hmm, Milo and Otis...those little battlers, Saving Private Ryan (right at the end where Tom Hanks tap dances messages to the Nazis) and I've cried hundreds of times via laughing..but I guess that doesn't count.

*ouch*

Looks like it's me.