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The FBI left behind Tony's Plot Device. <rimshot>

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Crap, I've used that joke already.

I'm somewhat in agreement, especially after reading the article saying that the PS3's estimated price(yes, I realize it's merely an estimate) could be in the 50K yen range. For Americans, that's $450 and that's utter BS. But I saw that tech demo and I wept openly upon hearing that Square Enix is jus...

For talking to the Forum Queen in such a manner, I think his head should be the last thing to go.

[quote="HTRN";p="498396"]Mine is a true mystery... A Jolly roger wearing a cowboy hat! [/quote]

So... it's the mighty symbol of cowboy pirates? Or pirate cowboys?

I'm hoping Greg can explain his inexplicable ability to drive perfectly(well, near-perfectly; he DID go in the wrong direction) while asleep.

Oh, wait, I know. He left The Plot Device™ on auto-pilot.

He should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque, but at least he has the excuse that he was asleep at the time.

Well, I guess I don't really have to explain mine now, do I?

Indeed. Resistance is futile. Kneel before The Burger King.

So now that Willis has made a joke about Greg and some people may not understand it, Greg needs to get this shirt.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product ... ductid=202

Greg, that's not accurate picture of Joan Rivers.

She's gotten worse-looking since that photo was taken.

Perhaps it's the result of Tatsuya's unearthly glow...

The creepy Burger King in BK's new commercials? Yep, Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel can beat Gunstar Heroes without using a controller and whenever he does, Paraguay and Uraguay switch places. Vin Diesel's flatulence is the world's only living natural disaster. Vin Diesel is one of the Colonel's 11 secret s...

Aurlec Lightbearer, level 7(or Warrior/Monk.

It's just that it's so... UNEXPECTED that he runs up screaming and you have over half a life-bar and HOLY CRAP MY HEAD'S GONE! Yeah, after that, that bitch got some shells to the face. I've beat the game all ready and I'll let you know right now, it's good all the way through. The Shenmue-style time...

We'll find out tomorrow if art's imitating life or it's the other way around. Congrats either way!