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Ahh. The AvQest "Diablo Font" strikes again....

"I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble." - Agatha Christie "I don't mind occasionally having to reinvent a wheel; I don't even mind using someone's reinvented w...

I never admire another's fortune so much that I became dissatisfied with my own. - Marcus T. Cicero

Worth begets in base minds, envy; in great souls, emulation. - Henry Fielding

"Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are." - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste

"I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them." - Susan Sontag

"Paranoia means having all the facts." - William S. Burroughs

Remember, everyone. The information transmitters are hidden inside your fillings. The dentist is your ENEMY!

"To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty; To find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child,...

Why thank you.

Happy birthday to meeee... happy birthday to meeee...!

"Growing old is mandatory... growing up is optional!" - Chili Davis

Actually, It's inspired by the tagline of "Mr. Lizard", a recurring character from the sitcom "Dinosaurs", that aired from April 1991, to July of 1994.

Hey. Trust me. I may not know much, but I know my quotations.

"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man, and his number is six hundred three score and six." - Revelations 13:18 "'I think if the Devil dosen't exist, then man has created him. He has created him in his own image an...

"Oh, the gladness of their gladness when they're glad, and the sadness of their sadness when they're sad; But the gladness of their gladness, and the sadness of their sadness, are as nothing to their badness when they're bad." - Amos Bronson Alcott "Oh, the shrewdness of their shrewdn...

"He calls his wish, it comes; he sends it back, And says that he called another; that arrives, Meets the same welcome; yet he still calls on; Till one calls him; who varies not his call, But holds him fast, in chains of darkness bound. Till nature dies, and judgement sets him free; A freedom fa...

"A watched pot never boils." - Traditional saying "No, no. You've got it backwards. It's supposed to be 'A watched boil never pops.'" - Anonymous tounge-in-cheek comeback "Now we play the waiting game!... Aww. The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos." - ...

"Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." - Gore Vidal "Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote." - Author Unknown. "Sink or swim, live or die, survi...

"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." - Alice Kahn

Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink beneath the lake The shadows lengthen In Carcosa Strange is the night where the black stars rise, And strange moons circle through the skies, But stranger still is Lost Carcosa Songs that the Hyades shall sing, Where flap the tatters of the K...