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Don't forget to get there early, Greg... first, to get a good seat, obviously, but also to take in the awesome pre-show entertainment they always whip out for every film. In the case of "Iron Man," that's a set of the old 1960s animated cartoon. It's craptastic!

Welcome to Texas, Greg.

Come up to Austin and I'll buy you a beer.

Actually, if you really pay attention to the lyrics, that song is offensive in any context. "Turning Japanese" refers to the way a guy's eyes squint when he masturbates.

There's an arcade called Einstein's on Guadalupe St right across from the U.T. campus. I was having a lovely time playing Silent Scope one day, just picking people off right and left, when suddenly I looked to my right and saw, through the window, the UT tower from which Charles Whitman killed 15 pe...

I wholeheartedly agree with Greg. Too much product placement in a piece of entertainment can leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Greg, my advice is to wash it down with a cool, refreshing Pepsi.

[quote="Spongiform";p="585205"]It just makes you sound like you're 13 years old.[/quote]
Wait, Greg isn't 13?

Well, hell.

What's with all the video game stuff then?

[quote="Jedit";p="559363"]There's a difference between being invisible and being indistinguishable. The aim of the gay rights movement is to have society accept that gays are just like everyone else. You do not demonstrate that you are just like everyone else by highlighting your...

[quote="Jedit";p="559254"]What better reason not to, than because it inspires those really bad people to tie you to a fencepost and beat you to death? I'm not laying the blame for gaybashing at the door of the homos or suggesting that it wouldn't happen to some degree anyway - bu...

[quote="Jedit";p="558964"]No, the most awesome thing ever would be if they didn't feel the need to fly a flag and make statements about how proud they are. That has nothing to do with pride, and everything to do with refusal to be ashamed.[/quote] When the day comes that gays are...

Greg, Greg, Greg.

The other posters are right. You don't need to stoop to homosexuality and drug jokes. Those are for utter losers.


For the record, though, count me among those who thought Liz was hungry because her mind had somehow been turned to the subject of sausages...

[quote="Tarostar";p="505308"]If that were true, why would the evil AI write a strip about Greg going AWOl? It's just inviting undesirable attention. Unless, of course, the AI is a shameless attention wh@re.[/quote]
Greg programmed it, right?

The premise of the comic is entirely reasonable. Think about it. Greg does the whole strip in Illustrator, right? So the building blocks to build new strips are all there on his hard drive, ready to be used by anyone. And should Greg's computer gain sentience (which, if movies from the '80s are any ...

[quote="Greg Dean";p="445593"]If people just stopped using IE, even if it does "work fine for them", it would help the net be a better place.[/quote] Unfortunately, the fact that IE comes on the computer is a big hurdle. Good job on upgrading to CSS. The page looks grea...