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i have dated two people i met online...

oddly they were not the worst

you seriously want to chew on him while he is 'comming'

sorry couldnt resist

the other half was idiots and weirdos

that discribes half my ex's

well sometimes we fear our first posts being laughed at and moaned about, you can get some really nasty responces even though the people dont mean to be nasty.

i am sure when they are ready they will post.

could be worse, i am sure i remeber a report about a woman who stabbed her partner in a sleep walking state, like 6 times or something in the chest. since i read that i never let any sharp objects be near the bed, or easily accessible, though for some reason i found a chopstick in here yesterday, ma...

well if they dont put effort into it, you have to start doubting how much they really want to be there at all, same goes for being quiet, they cant be enjoying it that much and so you get all sorts of worrys in your head. but you can have sex without love, and love without sex, just i know which i p...

sometimes if u click to go back to the previous comic then forward, back then forward on the second forward it works

did you have to polish him?

was tempted to ask if you just sip at the bawls and enjoy what ever flavour it is, or wether its a taste you just have to gulp down.

then decided that even for me that comment was a bit too far gone.

for some annoying reason when reading through from the start it likes to take u to dec 31 1969 a lot, seems to be thats usually one of the latest comics done, just keep hitting refresh till you get the comic you want i remeber wanting to kick my computer when it did it 4 times in a row but once i go...

men who try it when you are asleep are so annoying. snoring seems to be a thing most men have perfected to an art, it really impressive how much noise they can make and remain asleep i have an example of it keeping me up at 2.30 am at the moment then again i am not much better, i dont sleep well at ...

its not often i have a book spoiled for me, but movies all the time, it seems that all teenagers want to do is tell me the ending to them, really wrecked movies like hide and seek

sometimes its nice for some of this to go the other way, the men who just lie there and do nothing

or even the ones that make no sound, it helps if u make noise, lets us know when you are really enjoying it

a grunt when you cum is not enough

just download it