"No, no. You've got it backwards. It's supposed to be 'A watched boil never pops.'" - Anonymous tounge-in-cheek comeback
"Now we play the waiting game!... Aww. The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos." - Homer Simpson
In all seriousness, however. Didn't Greg play this very game before at some point? Not quite in the same manner, but very similar thereto.
Ah. Here it is. - http://www.reallifecomics.com/daily.php?strip_id=916
Ahh. Poor Greg. Just can't catch a break. Well. Hang in there. Patience is a virtue.
Oh wait. No. The virtues are Compassion, Humility, Honesty, Justice, Sacrifice, Honor, Valor, and Spirituality. Patience isn't anywhere in there, is it?
What was I thinking of?
Oh well. Whatever.
