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Post by KingInYellow » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:14 am

"Oh, the gladness of their gladness when they're glad, and the sadness of their sadness when they're sad; But the gladness of their gladness, and the sadness of their sadness, are as nothing to their badness when they're bad." - Amos Bronson Alcott

"Oh, the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they're shrewd, and the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude; but the shrewdness of their shrewdness, and the rudeness of their rudeness, are as nothing to their goodness as they're good." - Amos Bronson Alcott

Don't you know, Liz, that men aren't meant to make decisions in the first place? All our skills are simply geared - through millenia of evolution - towards the end of hunting, lifitng heavy things, and scratching ourselves in embarrassing ways.

Y'know. It's my personal opinion that men and women are completely different and alien species that simply somehow developed the ability to interbreed.

Oh wait. I'm gonna get flamed like hell for that, aren't I? :shock:

Well... hell with it. My views might be off the wall sometimes, but I didn't get where I am today by saying intelligent things all the time. Besides. My opinion of females is a balanced one. They can turn your brains into tapioca sometimes, but they truly do push us guys to make something better of ourselves... which a lot of us desperately need. :glare:

Thanks girls.
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Re: Women!

Post by CyberSkull » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:02 pm

I don't buy into that hunter-gatherer evolution crap. There is simply too much variation within the species to support the theory.
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Post by NickGXZ » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:31 pm

[quote="CyberSkull";p="296221"]I don't buy into that hunter-gatherer evolution crap. There is simply too much variation within the species to support the theory.[/quote]

He was being sarcastic.
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Post by Culan_Cuhan » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:58 pm

CyberSkull wrote: I don't buy into that hunter-gatherer evolution crap. There is simply too much variation within the species to support the theory.
ugh. Ooo uh unh uga. Oook ooka!
KingInYellow wrote: Y'know. It's my personal opinion that men and women are completely different and alien species that simply somehow developed the ability to interbreed.
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Post by wocket » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:14 pm

Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus....

KingInYellow, your threads (and the quotes you include in them) will never cease to amuse me. Thank *you*.
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Post by AuroraMystic » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:29 pm

Ya know, I read today's comic and it's 100% me. The absolute worst questions to ask me is "What do you want to eat?" or "What do you want to go today/tonight?" my reaction is always "I dunno", and let me tell you it annoys the piss out of boys. I'm an agreeable person, and I'm indecisive :P
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Post by enisoc » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:54 pm

[quote="KingInYellow";p="296204"]Y'know. It's my personal opinion that men and women are completely different and alien species that simply somehow developed the ability to interbreed.[/quote]
Y'know, I once heard a grasshopper make the same remark about the females of his own kind, and I just laughed. But somehow when you say it about humans it makes perfect sense.
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:30 pm

"Men are from earth. Women are from earth. They're the same goddamn species. Deal with it". :P
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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:25 pm

no, men and women are sub-species of humans :p
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Post by mrchapel » Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:51 am

Well men and women are different...

but then again so are men and men
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