Confessions

Phong · Post by **Phong** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:38 am

Remind me never to cross you, sneaky. For the sake of baby Jesus, I hope you're talking about Dog poo.

Post by **Blaze** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:39 am

Uh... you are a disgusting disgusting female, SN.

I pray I never upset you.

sneakyfish · Post by **sneakyfish** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:39 am

Umm................... what? your poo? dog poo?

EvilElf · Post by **EvilElf** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:03 am

[quote="sneaky ninja";p="302084"]I did some unspeakably nasty things to a box of donut holes and gave them to somebody I was mad at.[/quote]

I am wondering what you did to them Sneaky.

sneakyfish · Post by **sneakyfish** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:19 am

they are unspeakable jackass

EvilElf · Post by **EvilElf** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:26 am

nothing is unspeakable.
Just hard to find words to express them in.

Prospero · Post by **Prospero** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:28 am

Sneaky urinated on them and set them in the sun to dry. And then once they were partially crusted, a dog came along and shat on them. While the shat was decomposing, flies began to lay their eggs in it. And the eggs hatched into tiny little maggots. After that occured, Sneaky then dipped the donut holes in the donut batter stuff and rebaked them so they looked brand new. So that when the person bit into a healthy chunk, they bit into a urinated-on, dogshat-on, maggot infested hole.

And they laughed at their misfortunes and everyone lived happily ever after.

sneakyfish · Post by **sneakyfish** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:30 am

that or they are unspeakable and cannot be mentioned.

LazarusPrime · Post by **LazarusPrime** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:34 am

I like Glue's version better. More entertaining.

EvilElf · Post by **EvilElf** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:38 am

I have been trying to think of a way to travel faster than light without turning into pure energy, and only cause I was bored and was in my Chem class. >_>

NorthernComfort · Post by **NorthernComfort** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:20 am

I'm 16 and still a virgin. I guess that's confession-worthy.
I once ripped my back-then best friend off of over $200.
I have smoked weed more times than I can count. I have been addicted to cocaine and heroin.
I have stolen more money than I could ever dream of counting.
I am a contributing factor in an old friend's suicide.
I have very low self esteem.

That's me in a nutshell. Any 19 year olds, or hell, hot 38 year olds feel like robbing me of my virginity?

Ender_Wiggin · Post by **Ender_Wiggin** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:30 am

I've considered having a relationship with a girl 4 years younger than me (please refrain from the jokes about 'my' age. She is/was 15)

Oh yes, and I'm 19 still holding the virginity.

V'Lyandra · Post by **V'Lyandra** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:41 am

I had a dream involving DnD. It was cool, and yet sad all at the same time.

iMav · Post by **iMav** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:09 am

I frequently have dreams involving the brutal murdering of pretty much everyone I know.

I had this one where it was like the battle of hoth, only it was all people I knew, and it was all low tech. I killed at least 20 with an ice pick axe thing.

I don't have plans to go postal any time soon though.

Ender_Wiggin · Post by **Ender_Wiggin** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:14 am

I had a Battle-Royale type dream last night...and I was surprised who I eneded up killing...

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