Confessions

[Culan_Cuhan]

Another time I was mad at someone, I smeared poo underneath the handles of his car door.

I was turned on by this confession.

-I am 20 and living in my parent's basement. (At least I'm attending a local college though, that alleviates some of the sting)
-I am 20 and still a virgin.
-I am 20 and have only been on a date twice.
-Both dates were with women who were 4 years older than me. (this is something I am proud of )
-Both women moved away shortly thereafter.
-I suffer from low self-esteem. (I wonder why)
-I really should be doing my homework right now.
-I am a sad, sorry, pathetic man.

And lastly:
-I think applesauce is a godsend. I will eat a whole jar of that stuff in one sitting.

[Blaze]

I have never in my life:
Played a Final Fantasy game. At all.
Seen more than brief flashes of any episode of Evangelion.

I love classical music, more than all other forms of music.
I also love classic rock more than any modern music.
I sing in the car to classic rock and mock direct to classical music.

I almost never check my mirrors before changing lanes. I just rely on that driving sense. You drivers know what I mean. This has resulted in no accidents, though I did ALMOST total a Z3 once.

[Accer]

I now frequently have dreams that include forum members.

As many of you are no doubt relieved to know, and some disappointed to find out, you only appeared in the PG portions of said dreams.

[Rorschach]

Well yeah, so far
/me waggles eyebrows at Accer

[tankkisankari]

I find the song Lead me on by Teena Marie to be an awesome piece of musical history, comparable to anything the Beatles or Vanilla Ice have ever prodoced.

[DarkWolfe]

I like to argue so much I will literally start making stuff up, most of the time stuff I don't even agree with, so that I can keep argueing.

I refuse to admit when I'm wrong, even to my girlfriend.

I have a breast fetish, a large breast fetish. The bigger the better, within reason.

The only video games I have ever naturally been good at without practice are the WCW/NWO line from the N64.

I like a Britney Spears song.

That is all.

[Dreamer]

You are my god, and I wish to worship you. May I build a church in your name?

Let's not go overboard. I'm a lesser god at the most. Maybe a demi-god. But modest just the same

I have a confession that might change your mind, Mav. I'm going to see Britney Spears in concert on the 21st of this month. Yeah, the fiancee is a fan, and I kinda like her music too.

[ReggarBlane]

My next confession: I used to think that confessions were deep, dark secrets that people generally didn't know about you.

[minurakiLUVScats]

.....

-i like princess diaries
-i think the lizzie mcguire movie is okay
-i pretty much like all chickflicks...





someone help me

[Dreamer]

Woah, was that a rip on ME, Reggar!?
Well...
it was a good one.
I am shamed.

minurakiLUVScats, i dig chick flicks too. I think lots of guys do. Nothing to be ashamed of. We still like action movies. Hell, the last movie I saw was Mona Lisa Smile and there I was, sitting on the couch bitching about how women were so mistreated in the 50's right along with my fiancee.
But the minute you're in the video store and actually have to decide between a chick flick and Underworld, well. You might as well turn in your man card.

[Amazongirl]

I have really low self asteem and hardly any self confidence 9 times out of ten (no secret if you see me)
I Had to have speech therapy as a kid
ive ony ever had 2 so called bf (friends of friends I hardly knew and hardly saw) my last, the only time i enjoied with him was valentines day which was eating spaghettie bolougnaise and watching the simpsons. after months of me trying to leave him, he stalked me for many months.

Still single hoping that never happens again.

I once slept in Paul Mcartneys cot.

Ive seen every pat of one of my friends except her arse crack, all by acident and her getting drunk.

I almost got a black eye from a vibrator when same friend whipped it out of draw a little too fast.
I told my mum i got the bruise from banging into a door.

My mum used to hang round with julie walters (shes in calender girls, harry potter and billy elliot) at school or college.

I ate a chocolate dog button. very herby

[Skorpion]

But the minute you're in the video store and actually have to decide between a chick flick and Underworld, well. You might as well turn in your man card.

Underworld wasn't bad, just a combination of cliche action movie, cliche vampire movie, and cliche matrix effects and scenery.
Although my rant on 'you stupid woman, don't wander off on your own or that'll happen to you' was nicely topped off by a big vicious thing jumping on her.

Back on topic:
I can predict the plot of most action/disaster movies.
I genuinely believe Quake I was the most fun game ever.
I'm not going to a good chunk of my lessons now, because the teacher bores me. (Damn microsoft fanboy)

[ImCrazy]

- I'm considered rather sane and rational in person.

[NorthernComfort]

I watch chick flicks on TV all the time. I like youve got mail... sixteen candles... pretty in pink, jeez. i suck.

blaze... just sit down and watch evangelion, and play FF6 or 7. You wont regret it.

[Dreamer]

This thread is turning away from confessions and more into a spinnoff of the "Things you never knew about me" thread...