Confessions

Imeut · Post by **Imeut** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:21 pm

I built a model of a gallows and hung one of my little sister's barbies from it in front of my 8th grade history class. It even had a little trap door and everything. The best part was her head ended up at a very uncomfortable angle every time we dropped her. I guess that means, were she human, her neck would have broken every time, which is sad because it would have been much more interesting if she'd struggled...

Terrene · Post by **Terrene** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:28 pm

First the porn confession, and now this.

What, did you miss the green jello fantasies?

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:47 pm

[quote="Imeut";p="564171"]I built a model of a gallows and hung one of my little sister's barbies from it in front of my 8th grade history class. It even had a little trap door and everything. The best part was her head ended up at a very uncomfortable angle every time we dropped her. I guess that means, were she human, her neck would have broken every time, which is sad because it would have been much more interesting if she'd struggled...

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Will you marry me?

[quote="Terrene";p="564173"]

First the porn confession, and now this.

What, did you miss the green jello fantasies?[/quote]

Is it an "eating" or a "wrestling in" fantasy?

HTRN

Terrene · Post by **Terrene** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:09 pm

I'll take that as a no.

Imeut · Post by **Imeut** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:51 pm

Will you marry me?

If my boyfriend hasn't seriously considered me marrying him sometime within the next year, I'll give that some thought

In all honesty, I had to settle for the gallows because someone else had already stolen my precious guillotine. But, on the other hand, I did put the traditional 13 knots into my pretty little noose...

bambi38 · Post by **bambi38** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:52 pm

[quote="Imeut";p="564171"]I built a model of a gallows and hung one of my little sister's barbies from it in front of my 8th grade history class. It even had a little trap door and everything. The best part was her head ended up at a very uncomfortable angle every time we dropped her. I guess that means, were she human, her neck would have broken every time, which is sad because it would have been much more interesting if she'd struggled...

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Man, if we had grown up near each other, we'd have been childhood friends.....

Imeut · Post by **Imeut** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:55 pm

What can I say? I always was a rather morbid child...

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:21 am

SO you did the "burn ants with a magnifying glass" bit too, hunh?

HTRN

Imeut · Post by **Imeut** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:03 am

Nah...They didn't squirm nearly enough that way...I preferred borrowing cleaning supplies and testing those on ants to see what killed them slower...

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:19 am

katie_spade, you need to go update the Who are these people? (User Pictures) with a working pic or set of pics so we know what it is we're dealing with, here. This is a very serious matter.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:31 am

[quote="Deacon";p="564365"]katie_spade, you need to go update the Who are these people? (User Pictures) with a working pic or set of pics so we know what it is we're dealing with, here. This is a very serious matter.[/quote]

clothing optional.

HTRN

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:30 am

[quote="Imeut";p="564283"]Nah...They didn't squirm nearly enough that way...I preferred borrowing cleaning supplies and testing those on ants to see what killed them slower...

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My cousin and I invented this really cool ant killer, it involved blue paint and a lot of various chemicals, he lived on a farm so there were plenty of chemicals available for use. Worked a charm too

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:39 am

Of course, next summer, when all the plants started growing blue....

Kits · Post by **Kits** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:38 pm

Confession: I've been thinking about going to college again and honestly? It scares me shitless. I wasn't really GOOD at college the first time. I failed out twice. I don't like to fail at things. I waltzed through high school with a 3.8 without trying. I don 't even know why I'm thinking of doing this again, setting myself up for dissapointment. But at the same time I'm afraid I'm going to talk myself out of it which seems even worse.

Lord Hayato · Post by **Lord Hayato** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:38 pm

Confession: I'm still in high school, and the prospect of college scares me shitless.

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