Movies you should NEVER see.

Lil' Chris · Post by **Lil' Chris** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:58 pm

This is exactly the same as "Movies you must see" but you post movies that you hate for some reason or another. I'll start it off...

Tomb Raider 2: She gets captured, she escapes, she moves to a different location, she gets captured, she escapes, she moves to a different location... repeat until bored

About Schmit: Just when you think it will get interesting........it doesn't

Star Wars: Episode 1: "I know, lets replace R2 D2 and C3PO with an annoying alien! It'll sell millions!" (Sadly it actually did)

If you want to add more, or argue about other people's choices go right ahead.

And I apoligise if this has been done before or if it should go in the rants section or something.

SpiderBites · Post by **SpiderBites** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:08 pm

Star Wars Episode 2: the explanation speaks for itself.

The Killer Condom: it's a condom that bites. Enough said.

Leprachaun 4: because it just shouldn't have been.

RadicalDreamer · Post by **RadicalDreamer** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:08 pm

The Killer Condom: it's a condom that bites. Enough said.

I have GOT to see that movie.

SpiderBites · Post by **SpiderBites** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:15 pm

[quote="RadicalDreamer";p="324285"]

The Killer Condom: it's a condom that bites. Enough said.

I have GOT to see that movie.[/quote]

It's post WW2 anti birth control pr0n propagandra. Very scary stuff, condoms shouldn't DO that!!!

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:33 pm

The Incredible Hulk

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:50 pm

[quote="Terrene";p="319242"]Street Fighter.[/quote]

It killed Raul Julia.

BtEO · Post by **BtEO** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:24 am

I'd like to dispute the two Star Wars mentions...
I am well aware that they are not anywhere near the original trilogy
But in the grand scheme of things they weren't *bad* films... just painfully average (and excellent at showing up some of Lucas' biggest flaws)

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:54 am

It's called the Law of Lucas. He can only make a good succesful movie, if Harison Ford is in it.

Aether · Post by **Aether** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:19 am

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the one with Jim Carrey): Dr. Seuss is spinning in his grave

Cat in the Hat: At this point, I can only marvel that he hasn't actually risen from the dead to murder the people who made this movie

Jurassic Park III: "Lost World" was bad, and it was based on a book. III is thus much worse; the whole time I had this feeling of "waiting for the good part." It didn't happen.

eXistenZ: In the future, you play video games by tickling hideously deformed babies. It's like "The Matrix," but terrible. Not even Jude Law and Willem Defoe could save this movie.

grandjoke · Post by **grandjoke** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:40 am

red planet. worst movie about mars ever

Lil' Chris · Post by **Lil' Chris** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:52 am

The reason that the two star wars films mention are bad is becuase they ruined the star wars average. Instead of 3 great films, they now have 3 great ones and 2 average ones. They drag the whole series down!

-Trillian- · Post by **-Trillian-** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:41 pm

[quote="Lil' Chris";p="324281"]Tomb Raider 2: She gets captured, she escapes, she moves to a different location, she gets captured, she escapes, she moves to a different location...[/quote]

...She gets hot. It's worth watching.

Dreamcatcher: Worst movie ever. I only saw it for the Animatrix shown beforehand.

rawkeye · Post by **rawkeye** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:08 pm

tank girl : cheap jokes with a post-apocalyptic girl who does the vigilante thing in a tank.

Garr might like it, though; it has sex with kangaroo people.

BadMonkey · Post by **BadMonkey** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:51 pm

Thank Girl is like the 4th worst comic book movie ever.
After Captain america, the Fantasic Four one and the Judge Dredd movie...

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:40 pm

[quote="BadMonkey";p="324701"]Thank Girl is like the 4th worst comic book movie ever.
After Captain america, the Fantasic Four one and the Judge Dredd movie...[/quote]

You seem to forget the... Wait you don't want the worst of all mention?

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