Olsen twin legal age count-down?

Princess_Lorien · Post by **Princess_Lorien** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:02 am

They aren't even that hot

Quoted for emphasis.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:14 am

Y'all need to get off your high horses
They're sexy blonde twins, any guy who claims not to want to fuck them is lying on the internet in a pathetic and transparent attempt to impress message board women
Which is even more pathetic
Anyway, I wouldn't touch them witha bargepole, they're vacuous bimbos and I could never be with a woman I didn't respect or care for

no added sugar · Post by **no added sugar** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:25 am

mon the big man

Mr.Shroom · Post by **Mr.Shroom** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:20 am

[quote="Acktana";p="327354"]
I was wondering, why would anybody CARE when they turn 'legal age'?[/quote]

/me glances at Mandor.

[quote="Martin Blank";p="327457"]They're currently worth $150 million.

Each.[/quote]

/me just stares looooong and hard at Mandor.

I'll get the shovel.

sneakyfish · Post by **sneakyfish** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:11 pm

Any one how to explain that they were 5 in 1993 and now turnin 18?

God damn I age so much slower than everyone else.

And just for the record I would rather win them then the lottery.

Reason A: Lottery would meen more of seeing myt family.

Reason B: There is just something more "pleasing" about lookin at the Olsen twins.

P.S. I am a dirty young man not old yet

Post by **Mae Dean** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:21 pm

Am I the only one that realizes that there are hundreds, nay THOUSANDS of legitimate porn actresses that not only look about a million times better than some hack actress twins, but are ALREADY removing their clothes for our entertainment? Why do I care about two identical famous sets of boobies?

Also, think about it this way.... those two have personally contributed to the downfall of american cinema by attempting to make movie after movie wherein they find themselves in all the world's tourist locales. They make bad video games. Jerking off to the Olsen twins is like jerking off to the DEVIL. You know, big red guy. Horns.

Goku · Post by **Goku** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:31 pm

you do know that the Devil could be a girl right?

Idiot'sPride · Post by **Idiot'sPride** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:32 pm

The countdown thing is extremely old... Like, moon landing old. Seriously.

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:51 pm

won't anyone think of the boobs?

They're currently worth $150 million.

Each.

Thanks, Martin.

And Greg, Power to the People.

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 7:01 pm

Hm. If they're going to college, anyone want to start a pool on if/when they end up drunk and nekkid on the web?

...Though it would signify the end of the internet as we know it as it slowed to a crawl enough to make a glacier look like Speedy Gonzales, as servers everywhere drown in so much spooge. It would be the Olsenpocalypse!

... And for the record: Right on, Greg! Lots of far more attractive people are already taking their clothes off for the camera. If an Olsen Twins candid pr0n movie were released, I would actually probably be here lamenting how slow everything was, instead of trying to DL it... (though I'd eventually check it out, just to sate my curiosity, like with the Paris Hilton [demoneyes!] video)

confusedcious · Post by **confusedcious** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:09 am

*is female & doesn't care*

Princess_Lorien · Post by **Princess_Lorien** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:19 am

[quote="Greg Dean";p="327955"]Am I the only one that realizes that there are hundreds, nay THOUSANDS of legitimate porn actresses that not only look about a million times better than some hack actress twins, but are ALREADY removing their clothes for our entertainment? Why do I care about two identical famous sets of boobies?

Also, think about it this way.... those two have personally contributed to the downfall of american cinema by attempting to make movie after movie wherein they find themselves in all the world's tourist locales. They make bad video games. Jerking off to the Olsen twins is like jerking off to the DEVIL. You know, big red guy. Horns.[/quote]

Greg, you almost made me smile.. *salutes* Well done.

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