Stupid Human Tricks

iMav · Post by **iMav** » Sat May 22, 2004 3:43 am

The Key (For the attention impaired, like myself.):

Stuff you should read to get the gist of things
Excess stuff I added to give a sense of context

I'm usually reluctant to start new threads, because I think rather lowly of most of the people who do, but the alternative right now is really boring homework, and I can't focus at all.

I'll preface this post with a story:

I was sitting in my Social Studies class yesterday morning, and it was rather noisy, as usual. Suddenly, for no apparent reason, the entire classroom went silent for about five minutes. Entirely out of habit, I made that "water droplet" sound, where you flick your cheek and whistle (Like Cameron did in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Everyone looked up, and were all quite amazed, as none of them could make that particular sound. Following that, the class departed from our examination of World War II, and spent the remaining forty minutes swapping tales of our useless, but amusing abilities.

The purpose of this thread is for you to share your "special" abilities. Perhaps tell a story about a funny circumstance under which you discovered/used each skill. Include pictures and/or sound effects as appropriate/possible.

My Stupid Human Tricks include:

Whistling without my lips.
Whistling without my lips or teeth.
I can get both my legs behind my head at once.
I can walk on my hands for an obscenely long time.
I can do the water droplet.

...Probably more.

Let's hear yours!

Enoll · Post by **Enoll** » Sat May 22, 2004 4:12 am

I can curl my tounge into 3 bits
uhh..
that's bout it..

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Sat May 22, 2004 4:52 am

(My skill = inane trivia.)

You fight like a dairy farmer!

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:06 am

Teranfirbt · Post by **Teranfirbt** » Sat May 22, 2004 5:14 am

Hmm, I can shake my eyes left to right rather quickly..

JudgeMental · Post by **JudgeMental** » Sat May 22, 2004 6:04 am

[quote="BillyBlaze";p="340595"]
You fight like a dairy farmer![/quote]

Well, how appropriate, you fight like a cow!

You make me want to puke!

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Sat May 22, 2004 7:03 am

You make me think somebody already did!

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

confusedcious · Post by **confusedcious** » Sat May 22, 2004 8:02 am

[quote="Teranfirbt";p="340606"]Hmm, I can shake my eyes left to right rather quickly..[/quote]
Like make them wobble? I can do that!

I can also bend my fingers waaaay back.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Sat May 22, 2004 8:10 am

Insanely talented in the sack.

Really good at getting punched in the neck.

Can piss like a horse.

Enoll · Post by **Enoll** » Sat May 22, 2004 10:59 am

[quote="BillyBlaze";p="340625"]You make me think somebody already did!

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle![/quote]

maybey that'll teach you to stop picking your nose!

You look like a monkey in a neglege. (I can't spell it)

Mo0 · Post by **Mo0** » Sat May 22, 2004 1:56 pm

I can spell words without seeing them before.

baeleth · Post by **baeleth** » Sat May 22, 2004 1:59 pm

I can pull an entire 8 hour D&D session out of my arse & run it with next to no prep on a weekly basis!!!

hey, wait...

*tuesday... wednesday... thursday... friday... sat... errrr...*

Awe crap! It's game day!!!

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Sat May 22, 2004 2:19 pm

I can do... wat no I can't.. Well I can sh... no I can't. DAMN YOU UNTALENTED BODY!

Fael-Inis · Post by **Fael-Inis** » Sat May 22, 2004 4:08 pm

I can do the following with JUST the muscles in my face and mouth.

CLICK ME. It's a bunch of pictures and a short .avi file.

...now if only I could curl my tongue downwards...

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Sat May 22, 2004 4:53 pm

Is it just me, or is the best part of that the shirtlessness of Fael?

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