The Mini-Bio thread.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 6:53 pm

TheScaryOne,

Wow. Started Thread at 1:05. Current time: 11:22. Number of posts: 61. Number of sequels: 1.

EVERYONE'S favourite subject

Fixer · Post by **Fixer** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 7:08 pm

Yes, ourselves... it's one thing we know better than anyone else!

document · Post by **document** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:14 pm

Real Name: Jacky Spencer
Age: 20 (almost 21)
Location: Currently Richland, Washington - Soon to be Madrid, Spain
Birthplace: Pocotello, Idaho
Pets: Dog, Cat, Fish
Siblings: Older brother and sister, younger sister
Profession: Computer Tech
Height: 5'9''
Weight: 190
Build: Average
Hair Color: Brown
Eye color: Hazel
Glasses/contacts: Yup
Possible photo: *waves hand* meh

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 10:18 pm

Real Name: Jezikah Kathleen Tribell. Pronounced Tribble. Say it wrong and you die. Yes, I do realize that's a Star Trek reference, yes, I have heard it before. No, it's not funny anymore jackass.
Age: 18, birthdays August 13th. Buy me lots of presents.
Location: Currently Southern California... soon to be: Venus.
Birthplace: Humana SouthMoore Memorial Hospital in Pasadena, TEXAS. Yah baby, Yah!
Pets: None

I want kitty ketty!
Siblings: Too damned many. None of which I talk to. My family is hella screwed up.
Profession: Monkey trainer.
Height: 5'1 1/2
Weight: 125
Build: Sexxah Man Beast
Hair Color: Red. It's 100% Natural too, don't listen to them!
Eye color: Blue
Glasses/contacts: Nope. Too vain for that. I mean.. my vision is perfect!
Possible photo: Just 7 billion of them.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 10:32 pm

Fixer, foolish mortal that he be wrote:Soth, why did you even bother posting that drivel of nothing? Would you mind editting or deleting the post, please?

You obviously didn't read into the post far enough, otherwise you would know all there is to know about me that I am willing to share. Lets look again.

Real Name: Yes

Yes, I have a real name. You now safely know that I am not, in fact, a overly sophisticated computer program hellbent on destroying humanity.

Age: No

No, I'm not of a significant age (By my count a significant age would be 35, old enough to be the president.)

Location: Yes

Yes, I am in a location on earth. You now know I'm not transmitting from somewhere in the deepest reaches of outer space, which disqualifies me as an elder god.

Birthplace: Yes

Yes, I have a birthplace. You now know that I was born, rather than created in a lab for the sole purpose of destroying humanity.

Pets: Yes

I have pets. Therefore you know I must care about someone or something, though its decidedly not your opinion.

Siblings: Yes

I have siblings.

Profession: No

Having no profession you can assume I am unemployed currently, though, working hard on finding a new job.

Height: Yes

Excessive height? Yes, I have excessive height. You now know I'm not short.

Weight: No

Excessive weight? No, no excessive weight here. You now know that I am not morbidly obese.

Build: Yes

Am I built? Yes, yes I am, or I at least believe I am. You now know I have no degenerative muscular diseases, nor do I have any problems with self confidence.

Hair Color: Yes

Does my hair have color? Yes, yes it does.

Eye color: Yes

Do my eyes have pigment? Yes, yes they do. You now know that I'm not an albino.

Glasses/contacts: Yes

Do I have glasses or contacts? Yes. You know now that I am somewhat closer to becoming blind than the average man.

Possible photo: No

Do I have a photo I would share with you? No. You know now that I am either an anti-social person, or someone without webspace to share a photo, since I have a webpage, you can presume that I'm anti-social. With that presumption in mind, and the presumption that many anti-social people see the world in a slightly different light than the rest of humanity, you can see that one could indeed see this entire bio thing as a Yes/No test.

So then, with that in mind, I would contend that my post was a thoughtful sidetrip from the traditional response, and that your response to it was a drivel of nothing, and a waste of a post in misunderstanding of a higher mind, please delete it.

Brim Mar · Post by **Brim Mar** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 12:07 am

Real Name: Joseph A. Jenner
Age: 16
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Birthplace: Wyandotte, Michigan
Pets: 2 Cats. (Russian Bleu named Figaro, Mixed named Patches) 1 Dog (Some sort of huge poodle...Named Pepper)
Siblings: Brother - 20, Sister 19
Profession: Highschool Student
Height: 5'9
Weight: 220
Build: Medium Build
Hair Color: Dark Brown, Large Spikes
Eye color: Brown
Glasses/contacts: Glasses.
Possible photo:HERE

mikehendo · Post by **mikehendo** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 7:15 pm

ph33r the Jenner

Hey, could we get this as a sticky???

Satsuki · Post by **Satsuki** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 7:39 pm

Blah, what the hell...

Real Name: Jill (Last name withheld to protect the guilty)
Age: 22
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
Birthplace: London, England
Pets: Tarantula named "Bitey"
Siblings: 1 little sister
Profession: Comp Sci Student/Teaching Assistant
Height: 5'4"
Weight: ::Smack::
Build: Stick figure with boobs
Hair Color: varies, right now it's brown with blue streaks
Eye color: RED!
Glasses/contacts: yes...My only flaw is my eyes....
Possible photo:

Lune [6 Option Mod] · Post by **Lune [6 Option Mod]** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 7:43 pm

[quote="Satsuki";p="31247"]
Birthplace: London, England
[/quote]

Suddenly, the attitude becomes oh-so-much clearer.

readme.txt · Post by **readme.txt** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 7:46 pm

Real Name: Jens Schröder
Age: 25
Location: Mittweida/Germany
Birthplace: Nordhorn/Germany
Pets: none
Siblings: 3 Sisters and 1 brother
Profession: Student
Height: 1.93 cm
Weight: Way too much
Build: Homer Simpson like
Hair Color: kind of a dirty blonde
Eye color: Grey
Glasses/contacts: Should be wearing them
Possible photo: none here right now

HemiCuda · Post by **HemiCuda** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 8:08 pm

i guess i'll post here too....

Real name: Tommy Søvik
Age: 18
Location: Haugesund, Norway
Birthplace: Haugesund, Norway
Pets: uhm... had some birds once...
Siblings: one little brother (Marius) and two little sisters (Lovise, Lillian)
Profession: Student
Height: uhm... well... about 1.85 Metres
Weight: 85-90kg
Build:heh.... well... almost fat ^-^
Hair Color: dirty blonde (almost brown)
Eye color: blue
glasses\contacts: reading glasses
possible photo: mabye later...

mikehendo · Post by **mikehendo** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 8:14 pm

No new pic of Jill, eh? hmm

RadicalDreamer · Post by **RadicalDreamer** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 4:07 am

Real Name: Peter Pohlman
Age: 14
Location: Shitholethatnoonecaresabout, USA
Birthplace: (See above)
Pets: Shetland Sheepdog (miniature collie) named Benny
Siblings: 2 older sisters
Profession: Student
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 125-135 (It varies)
Build: Tall, potentially muscular, hopefully.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye color: Blue. Changes from Blue, to Blue-Green, To green depending on what I wear.
Glasses/contacts: Yep. Hated my glasses. Now I've got good ol' contacts. Which are bothering the hell outta me right now.

Saurenath · Post by **Saurenath** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 5:04 am

Real Name: Shane Carter
Age: 16
Location: Brampton Ontario
Birthplace: Etobicoke Ontario
Pets: Hamster- Phobia Yoda the bearded dragon
Siblings: Brother-Evan 13
Profession: Student Future profession Mechanical Engineer
Height: 5'9
Weight: 135 lbs
Build: Muscular
Hair Color: Brown
Eye color: Golden Brown
Glasses/contacts: None

surc · Post by **surc** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 5:27 am

Real Name: Brian U.
Age: 15 (almost 16)
Location: Berkeley
Birthplace: Berkeley
Pets: 2 cats, Spunky(old and arthritic) and Arthur(Insane)
Siblings: Brother-Nick 18
Profession: Student
Height: 6'3.5"
Weight: 189
Build: skinny but cut.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye color: Blue to Green, depending
Glasses/contacts: nope
Possible photo: Nope

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