Lawn Mowing (comic for June 1st)

[draco]

I used to think I was the only one who sneezes his ass off when I have to mow the lawn...

I am NOT ALONE!

*wanders off to attend to some sneakay neenja mowing*

[Onimitsagi Sshoumurao]

I always kick up a ton of dust and dirt when I mow the lawn... usually everything I eat tastes like grass for the next couple days.
But then again, one of the kids living on our street had to cut the grass one day, but his pants were loose (good God I hate those kids who wear their pants halfway down their legs ). He was doing a fine job, and humming a tune to himself... but I guess the way he walked while pushing the mower caused his pants to fall. He didn't realize it until he finished, so all the neighbors got a good look at his boxahs.
Just goes to show ya, kicking up dust aint the worst thing that can happen while mowing.

*Goes to trim the bushes... sneakily.*

[sneaky ninja]

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*wanders off to attend to some sneakay neenja mowing*[/quote]



That comic got a damn good giggle out of me. I don't usually mow the lawn, because I can't do it in straight lines, so I don't have that problem. BUT.....I always sneeze when I use the pepper at work, and of course everyone wants salt and papper on their sandwiches. Maybe I could be a stealthy sandwich artist!

[Ary]

XD
The expression on Greg's face when he says "CHOO!" is just too funny!
XD

[GoldenGun]

[quote="sneaky ninja";p="345115"]BUT.....I always sneeze when I use the pepper at work, and of course everyone wants salt and papper on their sandwiches. Maybe I could be a stealthy sandwich artist! [/quote]Ewwww no sandwiches from you!

[sneaky ninja]

I don't sneeze ON the sandwiches Most of the time I hold it, anyways. It feels really weird, but I'm getting used to it.

[Penguin]

I get bothered more by allergies than by dust when I mow the lawn. Unfortunately, my dad mows the lawn instead of me now, cause there were always squiggles in the lines from where I dodged toads that hopped out of the grass.

[peter-griffin]

This, and the one in the preview, are the funniest comics to date. Thank you, Greg, for you have brought me laughter.

[Skorpion]

good God I hate those kids who wear their pants halfway down their legs

It's not my fault. My ultra-high metabolism combined with the 5lb of steel chains hung from them pulls my jeans down that far.

[Enchanter]

they dont make pants for people that are 5'10 and 120 lbs... >_<

why?! i have a pair of express jeans that are meant to fit tight-ish, but they are loose too.


<--- doesnt mow his lawn =P

[Ender_Wiggin]

They don't make pants for those who are 6 ft and 120lbs either.

[Blaze]

They don't make pants for those who are 6 ft and 120lbs either.

That expands to the 6' 3" and 165 lbs range too, particularly if you're better than half leg, like I am.

[Ender_Wiggin]

geez, they just don't make pants for ANYONE anymore, do they?

They should just stop making pants altogether.

[Onimitsagi Sshoumurao]

The only thing I enjoy about the people who wear their pants that far down is when they're in school, and end up nearly mooning the teacher. The expressions on the teachers' faces are priceless.

[sneaky ninja]

I don't get what the big deal is about low pants. Really, it's not that bad.