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Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:39 am

Dear whoever made ths spyware that adaware can't seem to find

I hate you, I hope you sit in a hole and rot, dying a slow painful death. I hope that you get eaten by a small ant hill while you are in the hole. One by one, each ant shall eat you, slowing consuming your flesh till you die. Then I will come to your body, chop your head off, and shit down your stupid good for nothing neck.

Much love
-Shawn

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:30 pm

Dear Runescape n00bs:

Fuck off, I don't want to buy your junk. If I've stopped moving, that doesen't mean you can trade. If you follow me, I will simply wander out into the open PKing area, and smash your head in.
I WILL gladly help you with directions and the odd quest piece, however. But only if you're polite and respectful. I don't have to answer your questions.

Dear admin of another board I visit:

I know you don't like me because you think I'm arrogant. However, you're being a hypocrit. Flaming me won't make me leave, and you can't legally ban me because I have the other admins on my side. Fuck off and die.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:41 pm

Dear Skorpion,

Can I join that board? I'll make you look downright HUMBLE.

Hugs and fistings,

Soth.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:13 pm

Dear Soth:

http://www.openflame.com/phpbb2/index.php
Go knock yourself out.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:33 pm

Dear Skorpion,

Please join less faggy boards,

XOXO,

Soth.

MaverickLlama · Post by **MaverickLlama** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:34 am

Dear whatever is fucking with my computer, adding advertisements for fake ad-removal software to the top of websites, getting through Google Toolbar Popup Blocker, and messing with the fonts on my computer making them large and italic,

I HATE YOU. A LOT. PLEASE GO AWAY.

Snuggles,
Chris.

Prospero · Post by **Prospero** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:50 am

Dear Spike,

Stop shedding and I will give you a big biscuit.

Your human pal,
Dave.

Zee Vooden Bierd · Post by **Zee Vooden Bierd** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 3:56 am

Dear Dan-

I just want to tell you that you're the most awesome person ever. Period.

Kits · Post by **Kits** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 4:58 pm

Dear Person,

I was honored by what you said to me. You are a good friend to me and I hope we always are.

Crystal

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 4:59 pm

Dear vacation:
Please be fun. If you can't manage that, please be tolerable.

Dear mom:
I will fucking kill you with a butcher knife. NEVER talk about a member of our family that way again, canine or no.

RadicalDreamer · Post by **RadicalDreamer** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 5:31 pm

Dear Kitsune,

How violent WAS Ichi the Killer? I just gotta know.

Imperator Severn · Post by **Imperator Severn** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 10:35 pm

Dear Voodengobstopper person:

Thanks, but I already knew that.

Dear Wocket's mother: As a human, you are inherently inferior to every Dog on Earth, even Reveille VII. Just FYI.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:54 pm

Dear Wocket's Dog:

I love you.

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:59 pm

Dear Mav:

The dead horse is beaten. It is sodomized. It is blown up with a fucking grenade. Please learn when to stop.

Kuronekosama · Post by **Kuronekosama** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 12:58 am

Dear idiot customer pestering my agent: You do not need a domain name to set up your router. When my agent tells you anything can be put in, she really is not lying to you. Also, we can not tell you what DHCP address to put into it either or whatever you think you're asking for. It kind of defeats the nature of DHCP to give out a pre specified addres, no? So please, just listen to what we are saying, mmkay?

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