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Post by Fat32 Bastard » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:21 am

From the hundred or so post in the confesional box which i managed to read and then gave up on when i realised the contual trend i gathered that a large amount of people in real life doing these things:
Invade Antartica
Kill large amount of people with ice
Kill Large amounts of chinamen
Kill anything that moves
Have a kinky liking to smearing shit on varius objects
Get turned on by almost anything
Enjoy hurting things
Blow up gerbals
and have a Low Self Asteem.

I think we all need to join the Federation!
Lets take the fight to the BUG!
Come on we need more meet for the grinder!
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Be Part Of the Team!
And just so you all know i fought in Korea, Vietnam both golf wars and have a killed somewere in the vacinty of 562 bugs with a pistol a knife a roll of toilet paper and my helmut.
Barnzy:Johan were are the papers?
Johan:Right here sir oh hold on let me look.....
Barnzy:Quick hurry Johan otherwise these Nazis will kill us!
Nazi commander:Give me ze papers
Johan:I cant find them?!?
Nazi Commander:Argh partisans run away
Johan:I found the papers!
Barnzy:Good work Johan good work :|
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Post by Cyrus » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:23 am

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i'm confused. :|
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Post by Fat32 Bastard » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:29 am

Actualy this was to be in the confession thing sorta but it was 11 pages of 60 something post a page for me, i just cant do that without 5 packs of smokes and a littre bottle of pure caffine. But it also aims at encouraging the people wiht low self asteem to join the Federation get sent across space to die trying to kill bugs :D

Its just my interpritation of tipical youth concilor of the modern age.
Barnzy:Johan were are the papers?
Johan:Right here sir oh hold on let me look.....
Barnzy:Quick hurry Johan otherwise these Nazis will kill us!
Nazi commander:Give me ze papers
Johan:I cant find them?!?
Nazi Commander:Argh partisans run away
Johan:I found the papers!
Barnzy:Good work Johan good work :|
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Post by Skand » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:35 am

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Post by Cyrus » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:41 am

What exactly do you mean by bugs? Like insects? or is that a slang word you have for something.

I'm stupid, you need to elaborate on these things. :wink:
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Post by Phong » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:43 am

*Hands Cyrus a copy of Starship Troopers* (The Book that is)

Read, NOW. I don't want you to speak until you've finished.
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Post by Cyrus » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:45 am

Reading? Whats that? Unless it is in form I can sit on my ass and eat popcorn I won't touch it. :shifty:
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Post by Fat32 Bastard » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:46 am

See the movie, way more exicting actualy seing the napalm hit the bugs then troops running after them with big guns then running away when more bugs come out.
Barnzy:Johan were are the papers?
Johan:Right here sir oh hold on let me look.....
Barnzy:Quick hurry Johan otherwise these Nazis will kill us!
Nazi commander:Give me ze papers
Johan:I cant find them?!?
Nazi Commander:Argh partisans run away
Johan:I found the papers!
Barnzy:Good work Johan good work :|
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Post by Brim Mar » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:53 am

The cartoon was what I used to watch before I went to school during 6th or 7th grade.

Those were the days.
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Post by sneaky ninja » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:59 am

Have a kinky liking to smearing shit on varius objects
First of all, it wasn't kinky and I'd never do it again. And second, there was only ONE object. :glare:
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Post by Fat32 Bastard » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:02 am

Bollocks to that i say, once a shit smearer always a shit smearer :P :P
Barnzy:Johan were are the papers?
Johan:Right here sir oh hold on let me look.....
Barnzy:Quick hurry Johan otherwise these Nazis will kill us!
Nazi commander:Give me ze papers
Johan:I cant find them?!?
Nazi Commander:Argh partisans run away
Johan:I found the papers!
Barnzy:Good work Johan good work :|
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Post by Cyrus » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:03 am

First of all, it wasn't kinky and I'd never do it again. And second, there was only ONE object.
When I saw that a picture of LJ's avatar popped into my head. When you posted that I was like wtf?!
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Post by sneaky ninja » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:05 am

LJ's avatar? Huh?
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Post by Cyrus » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:07 am

I had never read that post in confessions, and the person I guessed who confessed to that was Lunatic Jedi.

Still confused?
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Post by sneaky ninja » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:10 am

No, thanks for the clarification :)

Maybe from now on I should start blaming other people for the stupid things I've done. Lunatic Jedi, this is all YOUR FAULT! You shit smearer......
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