Change Discrimination among bigetous Vending Machines

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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:52 am

/me showers the thread with chocolate to placate the scary women.
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Post by adamjaskie » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:22 pm

This girl goes to get candy from the vending machine at work. Reeses pieces with peanuts. It gets stuck. I was getting the same thing, so I get mine, hers falls out, mine gets stuck. I start shaking the machine, unfortunately, all three machines (snack machine, soda machine, and one of those funky carosel machines with sandwiches and stuff) are bolted together, so I can't shake it much. Well, some other guy comes in, and buys a candy bar right above my candy. It knocks mine loose on the way down. That's the way to go. Get a heavy candy bar above the stuck item.
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Post by BadMonkey » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:57 pm

[quote="wocket";p="367211"]Shut up and get me a chocolate bar, wench.[/quote]
[quote="wocket";p="366477"]
And no, we're not still feeding me. I'm an independent woman, and I can take care of myself.[/quote]
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Post by Eihger » Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:57 pm

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Post by Tomahawk » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:58 pm

[quote="Arc Orion";p="366617"]Don't argue with a girl on this. Just smile and nod.

*Smiles and nods.*[/quote]

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Post by wocket » Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:10 am

[quote="BadMonkey";p="367423"][quote="wocket";p="367211"]Shut up and get me a chocolate bar, wench.[/quote]
[quote="wocket";p="366477"]
And no, we're not still feeding me. I'm an independent woman, and I can take care of myself.[/quote]
:shifty:[/quote]

That doesn't apply to chocolate whilst I'm PMSing!

stupid monkey....
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Post by spoon » Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:22 am

Chocolate isn't food, Monkey; it's bribery. And/or servitude.
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:58 pm

Or a distraction while you make your escape.
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Post by Dancing Fire Monkey » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:53 pm

/me hands wocket some more chocolate*

Just... just... Please! It's all I have!
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Post by Tomahawk » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:24 pm

You liar!

Don't you be holding back on her now! Your life depends on it!
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Post by Triviarre » Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:14 pm

[quote="spoon";p="367581"]Chocolate isn't food, Monkey; it's bribery. And/or servitude.[/quote]

and/or comfort food..
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Post by wocket » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:06 pm

[quote="Dancing Fire Monkey";p="369118"]*Dancing Fire Monkey hands wocket some more chocolate*

Just... just... Please! It's all I have![/quote]

:D

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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:22 am

/me wiggles his fingers hypnotically.

You WANT the delicious sugary chocolate treat... you MUST HAVE the delicious sugary chocolate treat... YOUR LIFE IS MEANINGLESS without brown, milk-based confections...

Woah. I'd make a hell of an advertising agent.
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Post by mikehendo » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:03 am

[quote="Zaph";p="366529"]
You do know that chocolate, salty foods, and soda makes that time of the month worse right?? So I guess it was a good thing that you didnt get your candy bar.
-Zaph[/quote]

Chocolate is actually widely reported to make menstral cramps and bloating go away. That is why it is always important to have a lot of chocolate on hand when your female counterpart is goignng through PMS..

On a side note, I saw a funny bumper sticker yesterday.. It said "I really hope that PMS is real, and this isnt my true personality."
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Post by mr_fantastic » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:28 am

*Gives Wocket the keys to the Wonka factory* I was saving it for when I got an heir...but you scare me so...
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