Loserscopes

[capnslasher]

CANCER: You like to live alone. You also hate it when telemarketers call telling you you've won a free vacation if you just take a 23 hour servey. You also dislike it when your annoying next door neighbor in 3a comes over just to say "hi" once every ten minutes. You also hate the fact that your life is controlled by a web comic. You take pleasure when you are at work and one of the snot nosed little brats comes up and asks why the connection in the multi-purpose room is not working and you answer him by giving him a swift kick in the nuts. You hate it when the dude who lives in the apartment on top of you wakes up at 3 in the morning blasting his goddamn tae bo music and starts yelling 1..2..3..4..5 1...2...3....4...5.. You also hate it when you wake up and find seven people crashing out in your living room when you dont know who they are and your pretty sure that you didnt want them too. You also hate it when you go and get your morning coffee right before work and one of the teachers trys to talk "TECH" with you.


This is my life folks...........