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Post by Ultimate Altron Da'Ooh » Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:46 pm

I have a bad feeling about that movie too. Is she still human? :shifty:

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Post by Dark Nexus » Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:48 pm

"Dude, Where's My Car?"

Though to be fair, I haven't seen "Gigli" yet.
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Post by Amanalphion » Mon Jul 19, 2004 6:09 pm

From what I've heard, Gigli definitely belongs on the list. And I'll agree with Catwoman. That movie is going to be so bad, even Halle Berry in leather can't save it.

My dad still talks about a movie called Ishtar that he saw as a kid. He says it's the worst movie he's ever seen. Has anyone heard of it?

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Post by Zaph » Mon Jul 19, 2004 6:18 pm

I would have to say that the worst movie I have seen in a while is King Arthur. It was abso-fucking-lutly horrible. The acting was horrible. The dialogue was horrible. The whole fucking movie was horrible.

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Post by RadicalDreamer » Mon Jul 19, 2004 6:50 pm

[quote="Dark Nexus";p="372489"]"Dude, Where's My Car?"[/quote]

Hey, that was a great movie!




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Post by Dark Nexus » Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:07 pm

I've heard of Ishtar, but only in passing so I don't really know anything about it.
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Post by Carrie » Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:50 pm

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

Now, you'd think it's Guiness-in-a-Bottle Brilliant. I assure you, no. I was sad.
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Post by Amanalphion » Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:43 pm

Speaking of vampire hunters, I'd like to add that the Van Helsing movie was a flaming horse turd.

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Post by Sandman » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:55 am

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Post by Ultimate Altron Da'Ooh » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:17 am

What about Teen oriented movies? Those have to be noted as horrid pieces of crap.

ALL OF THEM! :evil:
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Post by Hummin » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:25 am

Lol some of my favorite movies are listed here.

I'm going to have to nominate 25th Hour. I kept waiting for a
plot or something to happen and then it ended. What a waste of
time.

For Sci Fi I will nominate A.I. It was long and pointless.


PCU and Fifth Element are great movies :lol:
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Post by NorthernComfort » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:49 am

My friend, for some unexplainable reason, enjoys watching stupid kid camp movies. So, I'd like to add 2 more to the list. Camp Heavyweights (even though Ben Stiller ruled in it), and Camp Nowhere (which just sucked).
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Post by RachelEvil » Tue Jul 20, 2004 6:49 am

Hollow Man

2 hour rape fantasy. Brr.
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Post by RubyJ » Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:32 am

Dagon.

The entire movie, the dorky male lead repeats, "Two possibilities," followed by something stupid. The movie culminates with his quest to save his girlfriend, coming to a split in the cave and saying to himself, "Two possibilities."

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Post by Triviarre » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:29 am

I've found that a lot of "fantasy movies" out there are out-right pathetic. It's no wonder that most people who are fantasy freaks (yours truly) are automatically counted as an uber-geek by just liking the concept! Talk about genre rape... There are some good fantasy movies out there, but damn...

The Musketeer was bad. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was bad. Catwoman looks horrible. Hmm.. there are more, but I fail the energy or desire to think up more of the not-so-great movies that I have seen.
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