Sorry, cow

Shyknight · Post by **Shyknight** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:32 am

You are trapped on a deserted island, for years if not forever. On the island there is grass, trees, potatoes, and a cow.

What happens to the cow?

AizawaTakako · Post by **AizawaTakako** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:05 pm

As if hamburgers weren't disgusting enough... but unsalted unseasoned flame cooked beef? *vomits*

Angie · Post by **Angie** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:07 pm

unseasoned flame cooked beef

Shouldn't knock it till you've tried it. Besides, I'm doubting you're on an island in a freshwater lake, so you've got plenty of available salt.

AizawaTakako · Post by **AizawaTakako** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:18 pm

I'd sooner try catch fish with a branch/spear and use the cow's droppings as fuel for fire (after drying them of course). Hey, you gotta make do with whatever resources you can get your hands on. And the cow's much more likely to share if you marry it.

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:26 pm

I marry the cow and have hybrid children. I want to name it bob, and the cow wants to name it george we call it Georbe.

NorthernComfort · Post by **NorthernComfort** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:46 pm

I'd just chill out with the cow and eat potatoes. I mean, maybe cows are actually pretty cool.

Angie · Post by **Angie** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:23 pm

maybe cows are actually pretty cool

if it gets cold at night, they do put out a large amount of body heat.
they drool alot too.

*goes hunting for the pic of herself passed out between 2 cows when she was 17*

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:47 pm

The smell of burning cow chips will fuse into your soul and turn you into some sort of, uh,

Green. Guy.

Zazzaliss · Post by **Zazzaliss** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:00 pm

I drank the cows milk, but I was tempted o kill it with a pointy stick. I like pointy sticks.

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:24 pm

I want to name the other one Maggie Simpson Jr.

Triviarre · Post by **Triviarre** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:38 pm

I wonder how many in here know that "cows" are female... As for me, I have no idea what I'd do. It's not like I'd want to kill the poor cow. (Plus, I am a wuss.)

McDoofus · Post by **McDoofus** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:57 pm

If I kill that beast, I'm sitting on 200+ lbs of pure beef. Mixed with the potatoes and grass, I'll be eating like a king.

It will be difficult to kill the cow with nothing more than a pointy stick. Are sure there's no shotguns laying around?

RadicalDreamer · Post by **RadicalDreamer** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:58 pm

Mmm... steak...

Triviarre · Post by **Triviarre** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:04 pm

How would you cook the steak? A grid of sticks? You have to have a grill, you know.

McDoofus · Post by **McDoofus** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:06 pm

[quote="Triviarre";p="374677"] You have to have a grill, you know.[/quote]
That's incorrect. While cooking on a grill is much easier and much more effective, I'm sure starving humans with mounds of meat in front of them will figure out a way to get that shit cooked and inside their belly.

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